The big man started kindergarten today!! Hello 10am tee times and 1201 Budweisers.

Awesome, Enjoy.

Wait until like half an hour before the wife gets home from work to clean the place up, that way when she walks in the door you are sweating and look like you've worked around the house all day. Be sure to have your excuse well rehearsed, "I had to order that stuff at Lowe's to fix the _______", or "Yeah I was going to get to that, but my mom called and I just couldn't get her off the phone."

You're welcome in advance.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Oh yeah I would walk him down to the bus stop carrying a beer.

You've earned the right to do that.

Thanks for the pointers and yes I did have a bloody marry this morning extra spicy.