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Aug 15, 2010 5:12 PM
Anybody else watched this yet? Definitely not as cheesy as I thought it would be (I'm a sucker for cheesy, bad action flicks) but it was still a pretty good movie. Not much of a story obviously (it's a Stallone action movie) but it worked.

One thing that didn't make sense to me was the Statham love interest storyline. Why was there a need for that character? After he dispatches the ex boyfriend we never see or hear of the girlfriend ever again and there is 45 mins of film left.
Aug 15, 2010 5:12pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:52 PM
jordo212000;451984 wrote:
One thing that didn't make sense to me was the Statham love interest storyline. Why was there a need for that character? After he dispatches the ex boyfriend we never see or hear of the girlfriend ever again and there is 45 mins of film left.

Thanks for ruining it for those of us who haven't seen it!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Aug 15, 2010 5:52pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:53 PM
Just watched it. Good action flick. Had a good time.
Aug 15, 2010 5:53pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:54 PM
GoChiefs;452034 wrote:Thanks for ruining it for those of us who haven't seen it!!!!!!!!!!! :D

This!!!!

Also I heard Van Damn turned down a role in this movie. Aint seen him for awhile, would have been cool to see him with all those guys.
Aug 15, 2010 5:54pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:57 PM
coyotes22;452039 wrote:This!!!!

Also I heard Van Damn turned down a role in this movie. Aint seen him for awhile, would have been cool to see him with all those guys.

I don't know what you mean by this, but it's just as I expected.
Aug 15, 2010 5:57pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Aug 15, 2010 5:57 PM
Troll
Aug 15, 2010 5:57pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:58 PM
skank;452042 wrote:I don't know what you mean by this, but it's just as I suspected.

xoxoxoxo.
Aug 15, 2010 5:58pm
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Aug 15, 2010 5:59 PM
^^^ You are why this site sucks!!!
Aug 15, 2010 5:59pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:01 PM
You hurtful bastard.
Aug 15, 2010 6:01pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:09 PM
Hey, I got an idea, go practice texting some more!!!!
Aug 15, 2010 6:09pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:13 PM
GoChiefs;452034 wrote:Thanks for ruining it for those of us who haven't seen it!!!!!!!!!!! :D

haha I wouldn't have mentioned it if it had anything at all to do with the plot. That's why I brought it up, it was so random and had nothing to do with the plot before or after the beatdown of the exboyfriend.
Aug 15, 2010 6:13pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:13 PM
Did ya like that text?
Aug 15, 2010 6:13pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:15 PM
So0o0o0o0 how does it end? :D
Aug 15, 2010 6:15pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:19 PM
coyotes22;452065 wrote:So0o0o0o0 how does it end? :D

They complete their mission..then Segal comes in and kills them all.
Aug 15, 2010 6:19pm
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Aug 15, 2010 6:22 PM
GoChiefs;452072 wrote:They complete their mission..then Segal comes in and kills them all.

Segal, or Norris?

OR BOTH!!!!!!!!!
Aug 15, 2010 6:22pm
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Aug 15, 2010 7:19 PM
Terrible storyline but good action. Favortie part was with the AA-12 and just shot everybody up.
Aug 15, 2010 7:19pm
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Aug 15, 2010 9:51 PM
Went in expecting nothing but high body counts, and that's exactly what it was. I loved it. The opening scene was awesome.
Aug 15, 2010 9:51pm
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Aug 16, 2010 11:00 AM
I enjoyed it.

No, it won't win an Academy Award. It is just a good action movie. Just what I expected.
Aug 16, 2010 11:00am
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Aug 16, 2010 12:27 PM
I love how Randy's character is really self conscious about his cauliflower ear.
Aug 16, 2010 12:27pm
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BoatShoes

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Aug 16, 2010 1:21 PM
A good action flick. The acting was actually worse than I expected...didn't seem like Dolph Lundgren has done much practicing since probably Universal Soldier. Was hoping to see Stone Cold throw a Stunner in there but sadly, no :(. Worth watching IMO. Although, it is hard to believe that Stallone once wrote Rocky.
Aug 16, 2010 1:21pm
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Aug 16, 2010 9:48 PM
BoatShoes;453139 wrote:A good action flick. The acting was actually worse than I expected..

Couture was by far the worst. I cringed every timed he talked.
Aug 16, 2010 9:48pm
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Aug 16, 2010 10:26 PM
Just got back. Thought it was an awesome action flick. Best action scenes I think I have ever seen.
Aug 16, 2010 10:26pm