Fat people cause Global Warming.

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Heretic

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Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM
Darkon;430029 wrote:Harpoon them, cut them up and feed them to starving African children?

Best idea I've heard today!
Jul 22, 2010 4:37pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Jul 22, 2010 4:49 PM
F'n fat people!
Jul 22, 2010 4:49pm
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Websurfinbird

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Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM
RelsonGracieBJJ;430043 wrote:FAT people should definitely pay a FAT TAX. Their added weight causes more damage to our roads and highways. They eat more food, and hence the result being much more waste. Added stress to our sewer plants.. More trash.. And try sitting beside some FAT person on a plane.

I agree with this, but I would extend it further. I'm personally all for live and let live BUT not when I have to pay for it. So if you choose to be fat and not do anything about it, you should pay for the damage you cause yourself, same if you are a drug user, or someone who chooses to put yourself in high risk situations. I think as long as you've been made well aware of those risks you should have to deal with the consequences.

I'm of course not talking about if someone is born with a life-threatening condition, or gets one despite an otherwise healthy lifestyle, etc. Nor do I dismiss the fact that bad things happen to reasonably sensible people. I just believe that if people were forced to pay out of their on pockets for the bad choices they made things would be different.
Jul 22, 2010 4:55pm
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Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM
I don't buy the fact that fat people say its a disease... you can control how much you exercise, eat, etc
Jul 22, 2010 5:04pm
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RelsonGracieBJJ

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Jul 22, 2010 5:10 PM
FAT people always make excuses. Diabetes. etc.. BS. you take 2 FAT people with the same so called condition. Thyroid.. Type 2 Diabetes.. etc.. one of them exercises. and has a healthy diet. They will be in much better shape then the fat ass loser who rides around in electric shopping carts.. Spending the god damn welfare.. Buying cakes, pies, ice cream, etc..
Jul 22, 2010 5:10pm
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Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM
Ha you know people that have used the diabetes excuse? I've never heard that before. That doesn't even make sense.
Jul 22, 2010 5:13pm
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RelsonGracieBJJ

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Jul 22, 2010 6:16 PM
People are usually over weight when they are diagonosed with diabetes.. So, they use it as an excuse for why they are FAT. Put down the donuts and get on a treadmill fat ass.
Jul 22, 2010 6:16pm
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Jul 22, 2010 6:59 PM
bigdaddy2003;430068 wrote:Ha you know people that have used the diabetes excuse? I've never heard that before. That doesn't even make sense.

Quit being fat. It does make sense. You fat fuck. Taco anyone?
Jul 22, 2010 6:59pm
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Jul 23, 2010 1:45 AM
After all the crap do you really believe that fat people have more to do with Global Warming than anyone else? (providing you accept Global Warming has a human influence)
Jul 23, 2010 1:45am
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Heretic

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Jul 23, 2010 2:13 AM
^^
While I don't know whether I believe in global warning or not (considering this planet's existence isn't some 2-hour movie where everything gets wrapped up in no time at all), I honestly do agree with that. Hair spray, methane from cow ass, fat people...whatever.

Still not as funny as the people who automatically dismiss it as remotely existing because there was a snowstorm or an unseasonably cool day or week. Considering most scientific concepts of it have the average temperature rising way too slowly to notice on a year-to-year basis and one thing considered a telling sign is more extreme weather conditions (hurricanes, tsunamis, blizzards, etc.) becoming more common. But, hey! We had a few heavy snowstorms around February or so! It's all bullshit!!!
Jul 23, 2010 2:13am
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Jul 23, 2010 2:16 AM
Heretic;430533 wrote:^^
While I don't know whether I believe in global warning or not (considering this planet's existence isn't some 2-hour movie where everything gets wrapped up in no time at all), I honestly do agree with that. Hair spray, methane from cow ass, fat people...whatever.

Still not as funny as the people who automatically dismiss it as remotely existing because there was a snowstorm or an unseasonably cool day or week. Considering most scientific concepts of it have the average temperature rising way too slowly to notice on a year-to-year basis and one thing considered a telling sign is more extreme weather conditions (hurricanes, tsunamis, blizzards, etc.) becoming more common. But, hey! We had a few heavy snowstorms around February or so! It's all bullshit!!![/QUOTE]


Enough said!!
Jul 23, 2010 2:16am
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Jul 23, 2010 4:01 AM
Heretic;429886 wrote:I wouldn't mind them being harpooned. Start up a new "Deadliest Catch"!
Darkon;429946 wrote:You may fall under the wrath of the Sea Sheperds and make it on an episode of Whale Wars.
Understandable, and that all sounds good until a Crazy New Zealander decides to board your boat and demand money for his loss....ballsy, but stupid !!!!

But back to fat chicks...who I've had a few of when no one was lookin'....well okay, truth is I lived with one years ago and that was it. (yep I'm a loser when it comes to keeping fat chicks)
Jul 23, 2010 4:01am
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Jul 23, 2010 10:32 AM
^^^^

hey, apparently they're like mopeds...both fun as long as nobody sees you on them
Jul 23, 2010 10:32am
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Jul 23, 2010 8:05 PM
Seems like someone's feelings got hurt. Poor thing.
Jul 23, 2010 8:05pm