
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 1, 2010 10:31pm
Let's hear em!!
"It felt like a bag of sand"
LMAO
"It felt like a bag of sand"
LMAO
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 1, 2010 11:40pm
I had sex once.

Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jul 1, 2010 11:48pm
dlazz;408572 wrote:I had sex once.
a grapefruit does not count

sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Jul 1, 2010 11:52pm
suppose nancy sees me coming out of the shower, I'm lookin' good... I got a luscious bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my God" "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." And she grabs me by the weiner...

Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 1, 2010 11:53pm
sonofsam;408591 wrote:suppose nancy sees me coming out of the shower, I'm lookin' good... I got a luscious bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my God" "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." And she grabs me by the weiner...
SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE!

sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Jul 2, 2010 12:18am
Where did he go to medical school? He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for ya? Not its not! Well Brennan, those are very prestigious schools... I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins... It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day...

sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Jul 2, 2010 2:16am
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
The Nina, HO! the Pinta, HO! The Santa Maria...
I'll do ya in the bottom while you drinkin' sangria...
Nachos, and lemonheads, and my dads boat...
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float...
We sail 'round the world from port to port...
Every time I come I produce a quart...
Put on your life vest, lets drop anchor...
Theres a nice lady, I'd like to swank her...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Deadliest catch without the crabs...
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs...
I'm a pu**y pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow...
Take off my pants you can see my flesh arrow...
Pleasure to wax, use your mom's nair...
You'll be amazed when I come in your hair...
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leavin' dry land...
Get below deck with a dick in your hand...
Anchors away and shiver me timbers...
We like to f**k ladies with our 8 inch members...
Love me hookers who be a curvy...
And I limit the line so contracted the scurvy...
Drop that anchor, give that hoe a shout...
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nanny dug out...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Thats the male Mariah Carey ya'll... Give it up!
LOL GOAT...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
The Nina, HO! the Pinta, HO! The Santa Maria...
I'll do ya in the bottom while you drinkin' sangria...
Nachos, and lemonheads, and my dads boat...
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float...
We sail 'round the world from port to port...
Every time I come I produce a quart...
Put on your life vest, lets drop anchor...
Theres a nice lady, I'd like to swank her...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Deadliest catch without the crabs...
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs...
I'm a pu**y pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow...
Take off my pants you can see my flesh arrow...
Pleasure to wax, use your mom's nair...
You'll be amazed when I come in your hair...
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leavin' dry land...
Get below deck with a dick in your hand...
Anchors away and shiver me timbers...
We like to f**k ladies with our 8 inch members...
Love me hookers who be a curvy...
And I limit the line so contracted the scurvy...
Drop that anchor, give that hoe a shout...
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nanny dug out...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Thats the male Mariah Carey ya'll... Give it up!
LOL GOAT...

THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jul 2, 2010 7:15am
Best song from a movie ever. Period

darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jul 2, 2010 11:38am
somebody want an actual story?
was getting some dome and a chick bit down....not like a playful nibble type deal, one of those "I'm fucking Jaws and I haven't had anything to eat for 3 weeks" types... I started screaming like What the fuck are you doing?!?
her response? I thought guys said that felt good....
She was kicked to the curb immediately
was getting some dome and a chick bit down....not like a playful nibble type deal, one of those "I'm fucking Jaws and I haven't had anything to eat for 3 weeks" types... I started screaming like What the fuck are you doing?!?
her response? I thought guys said that felt good....
She was kicked to the curb immediately

4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jul 2, 2010 12:54pm
^^^^^^^
I thought about posting a "cool story bro pic" but changed my mind.
Now, a true story.
Back in high school, a buddy of mine was with this skank and got her all loaded up on Boones Farm wine and figured once he got her loosened up with alcohol, he'd have his way. Sure enough, she's all fucked up and wants to blow him. Well he leans back to enjoy getting blown when thats just what she did..........CHUNKS....... all over his dick. He comes running out of the bedroom screaming his head off about this bitch throwing up on him. We fell out of our chairs.
I thought about posting a "cool story bro pic" but changed my mind.
Now, a true story.
Back in high school, a buddy of mine was with this skank and got her all loaded up on Boones Farm wine and figured once he got her loosened up with alcohol, he'd have his way. Sure enough, she's all fucked up and wants to blow him. Well he leans back to enjoy getting blown when thats just what she did..........CHUNKS....... all over his dick. He comes running out of the bedroom screaming his head off about this bitch throwing up on him. We fell out of our chairs.

jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
Jul 2, 2010 1:57pm
Trueblue23;408446 wrote: "It felt like a bag of sand"
she started talking dirty to me and she said "let's screw"
"Me so horny"

darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jul 2, 2010 4:29pm
omg that's fucking disgusting

Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jul 2, 2010 4:30pm
Take that down!

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jul 2, 2010 4:36pm
boom
that's the first time i've seen that. (assuming it's the real thing) I've actually prided myself on being able to avoid it.
that's the first time i've seen that. (assuming it's the real thing) I've actually prided myself on being able to avoid it.

Rebel_ I.N.S.
Posts: 385
Jul 2, 2010 4:37pm
WTF!!!!!!! You gotta warn people when you post shit like that.

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jul 2, 2010 4:40pm
You should be banned for posting a still from 2 girls 1 cup. Easily the nastiest thing I have ever tried to watch (had to stop after like 2 min).

karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Jul 2, 2010 4:51pm
Could have done without seeing that...I don't think I will be eating too much for dinner tonight

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 2, 2010 5:26pm
Don't post shit (haha, pun!) like that again.

Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jul 2, 2010 5:30pm
God that was sick

KR1245
Posts: 4,317
Jul 2, 2010 6:00pm
This ones pretty nasty
My buddy has been dating his GF for about a year. A couple weeks ago they get all drunk and have sex while shes on her period. She forgets to take the tampon out. The next day rolls around and she isnt able to pull it out because he shoved it way up there. She calls him into the bathroom and he has to get down on one knee and fish it out while she sits on the bathroom sink.
I didnt even know this shit was possible.
Did I just miss 2 girls 1 cup? damnit
My buddy has been dating his GF for about a year. A couple weeks ago they get all drunk and have sex while shes on her period. She forgets to take the tampon out. The next day rolls around and she isnt able to pull it out because he shoved it way up there. She calls him into the bathroom and he has to get down on one knee and fish it out while she sits on the bathroom sink.
I didnt even know this shit was possible.
Did I just miss 2 girls 1 cup? damnit

jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
Jul 2, 2010 6:33pm
KR1245;409314 wrote:This ones pretty nasty
My buddy has been dating his GF for about a year. A couple weeks ago they get all drunk and have sex while shes on her period. She forgets to take the tampon out. The next day rolls around and she isnt able to pull it out because he shoved it way up there. She calls him into the bathroom and he has to get down on one knee and fish it out while she sits on the bathroom sink.
I didnt even know this shit was possible.
Did I just miss 2 girls 1 cup? damnit
yikes. Man that is pretty gross there

The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
Jul 2, 2010 7:41pm
Sorry
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 2, 2010 7:45pm
2girls1cup is hot.

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jul 2, 2010 7:48pm
dlazz;409380 wrote:2girls1cup is hot.
You would say that. Deviant.
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Jul 2, 2010 8:23pm
Friend of mine's gf was riding him, towards the end he pushed her off(to avoid pregnancy he says) and then when he "finished" some shot up and into his own mouth. He said he gagged and nearly threw up. It apparently tastes like chalk, and is very hard to get out of your mouth.