Al Capone

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Al Capone

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 12:43 PM Jun 6, 2010 12:43 PM

After weeks under interrogation, the three men who broke into Heinz Field finally confessed they're from Cleveland and are diehard Clown fans. They told investigaters that they just wanted to know what it feels like to walk on a championship field.

Jun 6, 2010 12:43pm

Cleveland Buck

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Cleveland Buck

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 12:50 PM Jun 6, 2010 12:50 PM

Sources also say they all had their assholes plugged just in case they ran into Big Ben.

Jun 6, 2010 12:50pm

BRF

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BRF

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM Jun 6, 2010 2:03 PM

Wow, thread starter, that's one of the best ones I've ever heard.......NOT.

Jun 6, 2010 2:03pm

BR1986FB

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BR1986FB

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM Jun 6, 2010 2:09 PM

When they told the police that they "had no desire to 'service' a family member or a large farm animal and still had all of their teeth", the cops KNEW they were NOT Steeler fans, assumed they were terrorists, and arrested them.

Jun 6, 2010 2:09pm

skank

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skank

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 3:18 PM Jun 6, 2010 3:18 PM

Truth is, Capones mom was gonna have a 4 way with them, and that was the easiest landmark for them to meet at. Funny thing is, Capones mom was just walking in when the three were being arrested.





Word has it she did three Pittsburgh police officers instead.

Jun 6, 2010 3:18pm

skank

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skank

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Sun, Jun 6, 2010 3:22 PM Jun 6, 2010 3:22 PM

I've just been corrected in a PM. Capones mom did do the three men BEFORE they were arrested.

And THEN did the three officers.

Jun 6, 2010 3:22pm