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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 30, 2010 1:31 AM
I'm smoking in the house. j_lady will raise all kinds of hell for this shit.

fuck you rampage for letting that pussy whoop your ass.

how drunk are you???

(mtrulz, wine coolers don't coun't. so go fuck yourself!!!)
May 30, 2010 1:31am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 30, 2010 1:35 AM
Extremely. Flyin' High Again, too.

Seem to recall I have to be awake to catch the Indy 500 at a friend's house tomorrow. Hopefully, I make it.
May 30, 2010 1:35am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
May 30, 2010 1:43 AM
Not as fucked as the both of 'youze', but I'm drinking...get this...Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash Flavored Blended Bourbon Whiskey and trying to get drink. It's not working. Maybe I should pop a couple of my Oxycodones to help.

Naaa, I'll just go at it the old fashion way.

On a side note J crazy. I was pulling for Evans. I used to like Rampage until I saw him coach on the UFC Show. I got tired of his 'titty' antics. (It got old)
May 30, 2010 1:43am
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Machete_French

Junior Member

8 posts
May 30, 2010 2:34 AM
Halfway drunk here. In about an hour I will be smashed. That's exactly how I like to roll.
May 30, 2010 2:34am
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tuskytuffguy

Senior Member

615 posts
May 30, 2010 2:50 AM
If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
May 30, 2010 2:50am
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 30, 2010 9:39 AM
Curly J wrote: On a side note J crazy. I was pulling for Evans. I used to like Rampage until I saw him coach on the UFC Show. I got tired of his 'titty' antics. (It got old)
This! I was so thrilled that that cocky mother fucker got punked out!
May 30, 2010 9:39am
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
May 30, 2010 12:31 PM
its not a successful drinking night until you puke, and last night, i had great success
May 30, 2010 12:31pm
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DeyDurkie5

Senior Member

11,324 posts
May 30, 2010 12:59 PM
bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!
May 30, 2010 12:59pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
May 30, 2010 1:01 PM
tuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
That might be the case. I was just starting. I awoke this morning , went to take a shower, only to realize that instead of pissing in the toilet last night I pissed in the trash can instead. Funny to see an empty shampoo bottle floating. I tried to blame it on The Wife, but she denies it saying she can't piss THAT much. Maybe it was the dog. It couldn't have been me because I was able to type at one point of the night
May 30, 2010 1:01pm
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Laley23

GOAT

29,506 posts
May 30, 2010 1:30 PM
tuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
Who doesnt use the automatic log in???


Also, most people can type drunk. It isnt that hard. You fuck up, but if your not retarded you know you spelled something wrong and can fix it.
May 30, 2010 1:30pm
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Speedofsand

Troublemaker

5,529 posts
May 30, 2010 1:40 PM
Q: What college do prostitutes go to ?
A: Fuck U !!!
May 30, 2010 1:40pm
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tuskytuffguy

Senior Member

615 posts
May 30, 2010 3:36 PM
Laley23 wrote:
tuskytuffguy wrote: If you can type more than half your words correctly, hell, even be able to log in, then, you're not drunk. If you can do these things and say you're drunk, you're a pussy. You might be LEGALLY drunk, but you ain't DRUNK.
Who doesnt use the automatic log in???


Also, most people can type drunk. It isnt that hard. You fuck up, but if your not retarded you know you spelled something wrong and can fix it.
Drunk on a comp, is swaying side-to-side, with one eye closed to stop the spinning and trying to focus, with your mouth open and drool coming out the corners of your mouth.
May 30, 2010 3:36pm
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bigdaddy2003

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7,384 posts
May 30, 2010 4:08 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!
I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. I was just implying that you don't have to puke to be doing it right. Just a statement. Calm down chief.
May 30, 2010 4:08pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

Senior Member

7,733 posts
May 30, 2010 4:11 PM
bigdaddy2003 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
bigdaddy2003 wrote: I think I have only puked 2 times since I have been drinking and I would go so far as to guess I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here.
loooook out chatter, billy badass coming through!
I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. Just a statement. Calm down chief.
no but,

"...I have had more on one occasion than anyone on here"

does though.
May 30, 2010 4:11pm
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BRF

Senior Member

8,748 posts
May 30, 2010 4:35 PM
Funny stuff! Cheers!
May 30, 2010 4:35pm
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
May 30, 2010 4:47 PM
Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.
May 30, 2010 4:47pm
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
May 30, 2010 4:51 PM
bigdaddy2003 wrote:
gerb131 wrote: Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.
Watch out billy badass coming through......
Nah just not a puker. Waste of money to yack.
May 30, 2010 4:51pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 30, 2010 4:52 PM
bigdaddy2003 wrote: I don't think being able to drink a lot implies that I think I am billy badass. I was just implying that you don't have to puke to be doing it right. Just a statement.
Sometimes...you just have to consider the source. :)
May 30, 2010 4:52pm
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bigdaddy2003

Senior Member

7,384 posts
May 30, 2010 4:52 PM
gerb131 wrote:
bigdaddy2003 wrote:
gerb131 wrote: Puking is for pussies. Swallow that shit and take another shot.
Watch out billy badass coming through......
Nah just not a puker. Waste of money to yack.
lol yeah that's a valid statement.
May 30, 2010 4:52pm