Looks like religion just became badass.

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In the Name of Christ I submit you....Submission via Rear Naked Choke !!! Glory to God !!! ....

...Now back to Fab1b and Heretic in the booth for the recap.

Heretic: GO DEUTER-A-WHATEVER-IT'S-CALLED!!!!! He'll learn not to eat shellfish from that holy sha-bama-lama he took from Jesus!!!!!

At this point, the religious channel this is on will decide I'm probably not what they were looking for in an announcer. Damn elitists...

those power team guys are bad ass, they do some extreme stuff

Fab1b: Bong hits for Jesus, oh wait wrong stage I mean pumping for Jesus

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any chiefly low, stemless or leafy-stemmed plant of the genus Viola, having purple, blue, yellow, white, or variegated flowers.Compare violet family.
2.
any such plant except the pansy and the viola.
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the flower of any native, wild species of violet, as distinguished from the pansy: the state flower of Illinois, New Jersey, and Rhode Island.
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any of various similar plants of other genera.
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reddish-blue, a color at the opposite end of the visible spectrum from red, an effect of light with a wavelength between 400 and 450 nm.

Fab1b wrote: Fab1b: Bong hits for Jesus, oh wait wrong stage I mean pumping for Jesus

That was actually an awesome Supreme Court case.