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Apple

Prost!

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May 27, 2010 7:42 PM
White Cat brought me a second dead chipmunk in a week today. This time, instead of leaving it on the porch, he came in through the open front door and left it right on my living room floor! Neither chipmunk had been nibbled on...

He's left me other dead rodents the past couple years, in various degrees of remaining carcass. Had a cat when I was living at home in high school who literally brought me a mouse every morning one summer and left it on the patio. Side note...

Both of the cats have/had their front claws removed.

Any of your pets bring you a gift?
May 27, 2010 7:42pm
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sej

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540 posts
May 27, 2010 8:21 PM
Our German Shepherd likes to catch moles. I don't complain too much, unless I don't see it and step on it.
May 27, 2010 8:21pm
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KR1245

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4,317 posts
May 27, 2010 8:27 PM
Our family dog came up from the woods with a 20lb groundhog in its mouth one afternoon. My parents put a fence up the following week.
May 27, 2010 8:27pm
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mattinctown

May 27, 2010 10:54 PM
My cat swiped at and killed three flies last week, she's an indoor cat so that's all I got :)
May 27, 2010 10:54pm
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CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

6,115 posts
May 27, 2010 11:10 PM
Yeah every now and then my calico will bring me a mouse. Mostly in winter. She's an indoor cat, so luckily, she takes care of the mouse problem before it becomes a real problem.

Now that the weather is warm and I let her out on the deck, she brings me dead wasps. I'm starting to think that she likes getting stung. She chews on them and sucks out the guts and brings me the empty and shriveled body. I can't imagine how many times she's getting stung with them.
She's probably not right in the head lol
May 27, 2010 11:10pm
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killdeer

Hat Trick

1,538 posts
May 28, 2010 12:34 AM
unidentified organism between the house and the pond. dog was quite proud of it, could make out an eye and some tendons...perhaps a baby duck or a large bird??

gave her a biscuit because she was sooooo proud. 'Good Dog'.....

(now get that creepy thing out of here)
May 28, 2010 12:34am
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Chesapeake

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1,603 posts
May 28, 2010 1:29 AM
Now we know which Chatterer is RadCard.
May 28, 2010 1:29am
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Angel

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363 posts
May 28, 2010 1:45 AM
CenterBHSFan wrote: Yeah every now and then my calico will bring me a mouse. Mostly in winter. She's an indoor cat, so luckily, she takes care of the mouse problem before it becomes a real problem.
I adopted an indoor cat this spring. Based on this, I guess I can look forward to some gifts next year when the mice from the field across the street try to find warmth in my house. :(
May 28, 2010 1:45am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
May 28, 2010 3:14 AM
I don't. The Wife walks the Mutt daily and I get the details of the 'Gifts' that comes out of her Ass. Many of times The Mutt will push out some pudding after her 2nd poop that The Wife will have to pick up...It's the law where I live.

We did used to have a de-clawed Cat the ate the guts out of Crickets when she caught them...I miss The Diva. She died back in 2005...RIP

But Apple to answer your question...No...Sorry.
May 28, 2010 3:14am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 28, 2010 4:09 AM
CURRENT TWO CATS:

1. Hairballs. The great thing about hairballs is how they do a great job of triggering my gag reflex if they're still moist. They tend to be that way nearly all the time when I get to them (unless they're left in a spot I don't interact with regularly). F'n A, dudes!!!!

2. Mice/moles. I live in the country, so they find their ways into my house. And often wind up found by me as a dead body. The best instance of this was when I woke up one morning and, after showering, went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I had a good number of dirty dishes in my sink. A bowl filled with water (to soak out gunk stuck to the sides) had a mouse floating face-down. The first thing that popped into my brain was that one of my cats must have mafia ties and that critter fucked with the family.

A PREVIOUS KINDA-CAT:

When I was married, we lived in an apartment complex for about a year and a half. We took to feeding a couple stray cats for a little while. One day, we were sitting in our little patio area having a couple beers when one of them comes up with a damn rabbit in its mouth. Like a pretty decent-sized wild rabbit. We're like..."HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK?!?!?!?!" He lets go of it like it's a trophy he wants to display to us...it's still alive and runs away. He chases it and runs it down and starts to walk back to us while carrying it in his mouth. Really creeped out, we retreat indoors for the evening and close the blinds so we can't even see outside.
May 28, 2010 4:09am
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power i

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1,296 posts
May 28, 2010 7:19 AM
We had two trash bags of beanie babies in our basement. One by one my cat has brought up every single one of them and put them by my bed. I put them back and she brings 'em back up. Guess that's as close as an indoor cat can get to mousing.
May 28, 2010 7:19am
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Swamp Fox

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May 28, 2010 7:27 AM
We have been the recipients of endless mice, moles, birds, woodchucks, and assorted other "trophies" over our married lives and now, even though we live in town, we still get an occasional "gift" from our cat Huckleberry. It just goes with the territory.
May 28, 2010 7:27am
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CenterBHSFan

333 - I'm only half evil

6,115 posts
May 28, 2010 8:57 AM
Angel wrote:
CenterBHSFan wrote: Yeah every now and then my calico will bring me a mouse. Mostly in winter. She's an indoor cat, so luckily, she takes care of the mouse problem before it becomes a real problem.
I adopted an indoor cat this spring. Based on this, I guess I can look forward to some gifts next year when the mice from the field across the street try to find warmth in my house. :(

Look at it this way. At least you won't have mouse poop in your cupboards! :)
May 28, 2010 8:57am
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derek bomar

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3,722 posts
May 28, 2010 9:21 AM
cats are lame
May 28, 2010 9:21am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 28, 2010 11:55 AM
My dog brings me gifts all the time. They are usually live cats.
May 28, 2010 11:55am
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
May 28, 2010 7:48 PM
Let's see..where do I start! My husky hates ANYTHING in the back yard that's not another dog or human! Her list includes:

Groundhogs (4)
Raccoons (1)
Moles (1)
Cats (too many to count)
Squirrels (3..a 4th possible victim but it might have been one of the other dogs kill)
And another dog that came under our fence that was trying to fuck with another dog we had.
May 28, 2010 7:48pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
May 28, 2010 9:19 PM
PineCones!!

My husky forgets they stay OUTSIDE!!!!!!
May 28, 2010 9:19pm
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GoChiefs

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May 28, 2010 10:15 PM
coyotes22 wrote: PineCones!!

My husky forgets they stay OUTSIDE!!!!!!
That's only the beginning! Bailey will be bringing you more than that soon enough! :p
May 28, 2010 10:15pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
May 29, 2010 12:02 AM
she better get to catching those damn squirrels!!! :D
May 29, 2010 12:02am
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ts1227

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12,319 posts
May 29, 2010 12:25 PM
We used to have a Dachshund back at home until she died, and now they have a Bichon Frise... both have managed to kill a small snake.
May 29, 2010 12:25pm
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brandonkuala

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May 29, 2010 2:42 PM
sej wrote: Our German Shepherd likes to catch moles. I don't complain too much, unless I don't see it and step on it.
Yes me too my German Shepherd called Jade.She is nearly one year old.
She loves going for long walks and chasing the birds and squirrels.
May 29, 2010 2:42pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
May 29, 2010 6:31 PM
brandonkuala wrote:
sej wrote: Our German Shepherd likes to catch moles. I don't complain too much, unless I don't see it and step on it.
Yes me too my German Shepherd called Jade.She is nearly one year old.
She loves going for long walks and chasing the birds and squirrels.
Does she like to get caught in the rain, and drinking pina colada's also?

:D
May 29, 2010 6:31pm
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said_aouita

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May 29, 2010 8:15 PM
Growing up we had an old farm cat which became part of the family. It was missing for a few days when we noticed it dragging something across the back yard. We went outside to see a cat covered in blood and pretty tore up. It was dragging a ground hog of about equal size.
Cat had to be rushed to the vet but lived.

Possibly the most bad ass cat ever.
May 29, 2010 8:15pm