Man "Suffers" 27-Day Erection After Cocaine Binge

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hasbeen

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May 27, 2010 3:30 PM
You put suffers in " ".

If you have a constant erection for like 2 hours it hurts, 27 hours would be tortures.

I mean, even when you go all night, you get like ten minutes to rest the fella, dig?
May 27, 2010 3:30pm
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May 27, 2010 3:33 PM
pnhasbeen wrote:If you have a constant erection for like 2 hours it hurts, 27 hours would be tortures.
27 days! :exclamation:
May 27, 2010 3:33pm
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May 27, 2010 3:34 PM
....as L.T.says.."DON"T SMOKE CRACK"!
May 27, 2010 3:34pm
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May 27, 2010 3:34 PM
Haha I couldnt imagine 27 hours let alone 27 fucking days... I'm sure he suffered a lot too thats just crazy. I feel bad for him.
his condition was caused by his cocaine use, and warned that if he continued to abuse the drug, his penis would likely rot off.
Yeah I hope he gave up coke after hearing that. That is one thing that should want to make any drug addict stop using drugs.
May 27, 2010 3:34pm
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May 27, 2010 3:35 PM
pnhasbeen wrote: You put suffers in " ".

If you have a constant erection for like 2 hours it hurts, 27 hours would be tortures.

I mean, even when you go all night, you get like ten minutes to rest the fella, dig?
I used the " " as a little bit of sarcasm lol
May 27, 2010 3:35pm
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May 27, 2010 3:50 PM
The condition is known as a priapism. I sincerely doubt he would have had a constant erection for 27 days. Like you see on all of the Viagra and Cialis commericals, any erection over four hours is considered a medical emergency. A prolonged erection over a longer period of time woulld result in restriction of blood supply and possible clotting of the blood retained in your penis. At the least you have some for of erectile dysunction afterwards, in the worst case scenario you lose Mr. Happy or you die.

OH, I should point out, it is not as if this a painless condition or that the erection is like the type you have when you become sexually stimulated. These erections are typically accompanied with severe pain.
May 27, 2010 3:50pm
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May 27, 2010 3:59 PM
Little Danny wrote: The condition is known as a priapism. I sincerely doubt he would have had a constant erection for 27 days. Like you see on all of the Viagra and Cialis commericals, any erection over four hours is considered a medical emergency. A prolonged erection over a longer period of time woulld result in restriction of blood supply and possible clotting of the blood retained in your penis. At the least you have some for of erectile dysunction afterwards, in the worst case scenario you lose Mr. Happy or you die.

OH, I should point out, it is not as if this a painless condition or that the erection is like the type you have when you become sexually stimulated. These erections are typically accompanied with severe pain.
You sure do know a lot about erections...:s
May 27, 2010 3:59pm
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hasbeen

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May 27, 2010 4:11 PM
Hahahahaha^^
May 27, 2010 4:11pm
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May 27, 2010 4:12 PM
Too much I'm afraid. I have handled a few cases involving the condition over the years (I work in the medical/legal industry). I know more than I ever wanted to know.

(Btw, my plumbing works just fine and dandy, thank you)
May 27, 2010 4:12pm
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May 27, 2010 4:23 PM
Little Danny wrote: Too much I'm afraid. I have handled a few over the years. I know more than I ever wanted to know.

(Btw, my plumbing works just fine and dandy, thank you)
TMI
May 27, 2010 4:23pm
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May 27, 2010 4:35 PM
Little Danny wrote: Too much I'm afraid. I have handled a few cases involving the condition over the years (I work in the medical/legal industry). I know more than I ever wanted to know.

(Btw, my plumbing works just fine and dandy, thank you)
It may word but there has to be a reason why you are named "Little" Danny.
May 27, 2010 4:35pm
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May 27, 2010 4:44 PM
Growing up it was a nickname by family members used to distinguish me from my father who also was named Danny.

I'm 6'3 and weigh 210 pounds. I'm not a monster, but nothing about me is little, I can assure you.
May 27, 2010 4:44pm
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May 27, 2010 4:45 PM
Don't really need to know that ;)
May 27, 2010 4:45pm
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May 27, 2010 7:25 PM
I want his life
May 27, 2010 7:25pm
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May 27, 2010 7:56 PM
thats nuts...
May 27, 2010 7:56pm
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May 27, 2010 7:57 PM
why would you feel bad for some loser who does cocaine?
May 27, 2010 7:57pm
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May 27, 2010 8:00 PM
I'm calling bullshit, just like the baby that smokes 2 packs a day.

Fuck the media, this isn't news regardless of truth or not.
May 27, 2010 8:00pm
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May 27, 2010 10:00 PM
RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: why would you feel bad for some loser who does cocaine?
Seriously. The guy walks around high on coke with a big boner. I don't feel bad for him one bit.:D
May 27, 2010 10:00pm
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May 27, 2010 10:33 PM
I agree with Little Danny! I work in the medical field and I have seen a few guys come in with this problem and believe me it is a problem. When a blood clot gets lodged in your penis they say the pain is so unberable you would just about cut it off yourself. The last one I saw a few years ago came in on a Sunday morning after his erection would not go away and you could hear his screams everywhere.
May 27, 2010 10:33pm
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May 27, 2010 11:14 PM
Men = wimps
May 27, 2010 11:14pm
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May 28, 2010 12:26 AM
Lot of UC fans on here know an aweful lot about boners. Makes you wonder :)
May 28, 2010 12:26am
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May 28, 2010 10:26 AM
Should have called more women
May 28, 2010 10:26am
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May 28, 2010 11:44 AM
That story was hard to read.

Buddy of mine took some kind of meds (not Viagra or the like) and had that condition over a weekend. Went to the hospital and they said if the condition didn't subside that they would have to drain it with a syringe. Don't know if he was bullshitting me but having your member drained with a syringe doesn't sound like all that much fun.
May 28, 2010 11:44am
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May 28, 2010 6:46 PM
Usually the opposite for me.
May 28, 2010 6:46pm