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osu45804

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May 14, 2010 10:52 AM
AMBER ALERT-- LeBron Raymone James, Cleveland, Ohio, Age 25. DOB 12/30/84. Reported missing since 5/10/10. Last seen being taken to school by Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics. Not heard from since Nike stopped running puppet commercials. Needs medical attention for BSEI (Bull Shit Elbow Injury) Any info regarding helping the NBA find their MVP call 1-800-BRICK-23

Hopefully we find a safe return for this young boy.... Prayers from NW Ohio
May 14, 2010 10:52am
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Al Capone

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May 14, 2010 10:56 AM
The 1st place they should look is Earnest Byners house. LOL
May 14, 2010 10:56am
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BR1986FB

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May 14, 2010 10:56 AM
OSU...That's RICH considering YOUR face could be seen on a milk carton after each Celtics loss.
May 14, 2010 10:56am
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bases_loaded

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May 14, 2010 10:57 AM
osu45804 wrote: AMBER ALERT-- LeBron Raymone James, Cleveland, Ohio, Age 25. DOB 12/30/84. Reported missing since 5/10/10. Last seen being taken to school by Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics. Not heard from since Nike stopped running puppet commercials. Needs medical attention for BSEI (Bull Shit Elbow Injury) Any info regarding helping the NBA find their MVP call 1-800-BRICK-23

Hopefully we find a safe return for this young boy.... Prayers from NW Ohio
When it comes out he has a torn ligament or something that would keep you from beating off to gay porn, will you retract your bullshit elbow injury statement?
May 14, 2010 10:57am
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SportsAndLady

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May 14, 2010 10:57 AM
hey maybe osu and capone can get together in real life....and fuck each other
May 14, 2010 10:57am
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osu45804

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May 14, 2010 11:03 AM
Wow you guys can't take a joke can ya? Seriously how much shit would you be talking had the Cavs ACTUALLY gave a shit and played instead of shitting down there leg. Sorry LeBron isn't championship material. LeBron said himself he is fine and he was even playing w/o the arm sleeve for the 2nd half of game 5 and all of game 6 so I doubt he is THAT hurt. So allow me talk shit after sitting back and reading all your Cavaliers nonsense for the past two months.... I still think that the Amber Alert is quite Hilarious.....

Go Celtics
May 14, 2010 11:03am
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May 14, 2010 11:04 AM
osu45804 wrote: I still think that the Amber Alert is quite Hilarious.....
That's cuz you ginger celtics "fans" are fucking loser douches who think retarded shit like that is funny
May 14, 2010 11:04am
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May 14, 2010 11:13 AM
"fans" Nice one will the Cavs have ANY "fans" when LeBrick leaves Cleveland? Listen boy, I've been a Celtics fan since I started watching basketball around 7-8 years old and I'm almost 28 years old so I highly doubt you can call me a "fan". Cavaliers fans joke about jumping off a damn bridge after every non successful season which is pretty much every year lol.... So why don't you call them "fans" Seriously I'd have to have red hair to be considered a ginger so once again another one of your statements comes up false. Keep trying eventually you'll be right and the Cavs MAY win something.
May 14, 2010 11:13am
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Al Capone

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May 14, 2010 11:15 AM
The misery in Cleveland continues. I luv it. hahaha
May 14, 2010 11:15am
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Sage

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May 14, 2010 11:21 AM
First off osu, you aint no fan cuz you weren't here during the season to take your fucking lumps.

But, oh, as soon as the Celts do something good, there you are waiving your flag with your bullshit "I've been a fan my whole life LOLlOLOLOLOLOL"
routine.

You better fucking pray the Magic dump your little band of homosexuals. You better fucking pray.
May 14, 2010 11:21am
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SportsAndLady

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May 14, 2010 11:21 AM
osu45804 wrote: "fans" Nice one will the Cavs have ANY "fans" when LeBrick leaves Cleveland? Listen boy, I've been a Celtics fan since I started watching basketball around 7-8 years old and I'm almost 28 years old so I highly doubt you can call me a "fan". Cavaliers fans joke about jumping off a damn bridge after every non successful season which is pretty much every year lol.... So why don't you call them "fans" Seriously I'd have to have red hair to be considered a ginger so once again another one of your statements comes up false. Keep trying eventually you'll be right and the Cavs MAY win something.
Yeah things are going well in Celtics land now, just wait til the next few years when they're awful again. Then we'll see how well you Celtic..."fans"...support (or lack thereof) your team.

By the way, gingers have a life expectancy of 30 years, so enjoy your last 2 years before you spontaneously combust.
May 14, 2010 11:21am
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May 14, 2010 11:29 AM
I don't care if any others jump off the Celtics bandwagon or not, I'll still be here supporting my team no matter what their record is.... I sat back quietly and listened to you guys talk bout "king" James and how you were going to run the OLD Celtics off the floor, Rondo was abusing Mo Williams like it was high school and taking his lunch money everyday. KG was just schooling Jamison all series. Hell even Rasheed Wallace was a factor in two games.... And two years huh? Man that sucks I guess I'll never get to experience a Cleveland championship :(
May 14, 2010 11:29am
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Al Capone

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May 14, 2010 11:32 AM
Cleveland fans cant win with class because the fucks have never won anything and apparently they cant lose with class neither. You losers deserve everything you get.
May 14, 2010 11:32am
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May 14, 2010 11:34 AM
OSU, I thought it was funny.

Never thought I'd see the day where I didn't let a sporting event get me down. 10 year old me would stab me in the face and then curbstomp me.

I just am not affected by this Cavs loss. It is Cleveland after all...

Also, I have ticket stubs from games where attendance was 6500 maybe. Am I a fan? :(
May 14, 2010 11:34am
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May 14, 2010 11:45 AM
Lol.

This sports year just keeps getting better. :)
May 14, 2010 11:45am
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May 14, 2010 1:05 PM
Sage wrote: First off osu, you aint no fan cuz you weren't here during the season to take your fucking lumps.

But, oh, as soon as the Celts do something good, there you are waiving your flag with your bullshit "I've been a fan my whole life LOLlOLOLOLOLOL"
routine.

You better fucking pray the Magic dump your little band of homosexuals. You better fucking pray.
This.


I'll give my left nut to see Boston somehow beat Orlando.. Once we finish off Phoenix, step 2 of the revenge begins.
May 14, 2010 1:05pm
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May 14, 2010 1:07 PM
I am a Cavs fan, but I can understand all the chest pounding by these Laker and Celtic fans. We gloated and bragged about our team..then the team choked. As a Cav fan, it is time to bend over and grab your ankles.....we deserve it(some more than others).
May 14, 2010 1:07pm
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May 14, 2010 1:17 PM
I thought the original post was funny. Some of the reactions even funnier.
May 14, 2010 1:17pm
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se-alum

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May 14, 2010 1:27 PM
BR1986FB wrote: OSU...That's RICH considering YOUR face could be seen on a milk carton after each Celtics loss.
Exactly. Us Cavs fans haven't disappeared after any loss, unlike OSU45804.
May 14, 2010 1:27pm
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May 14, 2010 1:33 PM
Al Capone wrote: Cleveland fans cant win with class because the fucks have never won anything and apparently they cant lose with class neither. You losers deserve everything you get.
How'd the Penguins finish the other night??? Just askin'
May 14, 2010 1:33pm
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norwalk

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May 14, 2010 1:35 PM
osu......Do you live in Ohio? I see you are a Celtics fan, are you a Yankees fan in baseball, a Steelers fan in football, Tar Heels in college basketball? Just curious because it's easy to be a fan of all the established franchises. Congrats on being that loyal fan.
May 14, 2010 1:35pm
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May 14, 2010 1:50 PM
vdubb96 wrote:
Al Capone wrote: Cleveland fans cant win with class because the fucks have never won anything and apparently they cant lose with class neither. You losers deserve everything you get.
How'd the Penguins finish the other night??? Just askin'
I don't think that tactic works with Al. I don't remember seeing him make too many appearances on the Pens threads (except, maybe, for one of his "Which of us is the bigger stupid bitch" wars with SYL).

He's kind of a new version of Skyhook...where he supposedly is a fan of certain teams, but spends INFINITELY more time trolling other teams than actually discussing the ones he's a fan of.
May 14, 2010 1:50pm
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May 14, 2010 2:02 PM
I'm pretty sure all Cavs fans are still here posting... unlike OSU who disappears after Celtic's L's.

He has absolutely no room to talk.
May 14, 2010 2:02pm
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May 14, 2010 3:09 PM
norwalk wrote: osu......Do you live in Ohio? I see you are a Celtics fan, are you a Yankees fan in baseball, a Steelers fan in football, Tar Heels in college basketball? Just curious because it's easy to be a fan of all the established franchises. Congrats on being that loyal fan.
Actually No, I like the Reds, Bengals, Celtics & Buckeyes ... Grew up with the same teams my dad likes.... I've been on here and JJ the past 3 years I haven't quit talking bout my teams when they lost.. Hell the Cavs series there was only 1 game where we were outplayed and I gave all the credit in the world to the Cavs and even said we played like shit but some people fail to see those posts for some reason.. I'm not gonna go and argue with 100 other Cavs fans after 1 loss what would I have to gain from that? I just wanted to sit back and watch as LeBron did what LeBron does which is fail at proving and living up to the nickname "King James".
May 14, 2010 3:09pm
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May 14, 2010 3:28 PM
STFU you POS.
May 14, 2010 3:28pm