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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
May 10, 2010 9:19 PM
My soon-to-be wife is fighting with her sister (who just happens to be the maid-of-honor at our wedding). It's been brewing for awhile now and they've really been going at it tonight.

How do you keep from punching your sister-in-law in the tit when she's acting like a bitch?
May 10, 2010 9:19pm
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2quik4u

Senior Member

4,388 posts
May 10, 2010 9:21 PM
by punching her in the uterus
May 10, 2010 9:21pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
May 10, 2010 9:24 PM
You could just squeeze the tit or tits instead of punching it, just a thought
May 10, 2010 9:24pm
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
May 10, 2010 9:26 PM
Usually head to the corner bar and drink until closing time
May 10, 2010 9:26pm
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mattinctown

May 10, 2010 10:52 PM
Do them both at the same time
May 10, 2010 10:52pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
May 10, 2010 10:56 PM
Do her brother.
May 10, 2010 10:56pm
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Timber

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935 posts
May 10, 2010 11:08 PM
Can you do a "Bare tit punch?"
May 10, 2010 11:08pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 10, 2010 11:09 PM
mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time
This is the only possible solution.
May 10, 2010 11:09pm
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Trueblue23

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7,463 posts
May 10, 2010 11:14 PM
Wait to she falls asleep, film "One Bitch Two Chatters".

I'll be there in 1 hour.
May 10, 2010 11:14pm
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2quik4u

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May 10, 2010 11:14 PM
^^ lol
May 10, 2010 11:14pm
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berry

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475 posts
May 10, 2010 11:35 PM
Do not hit your sister-in-law in the tit.

A well placed shot between the tits might calm her down.
May 10, 2010 11:35pm
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
May 10, 2010 11:43 PM
Call your soon-to-be father-in-law and invite him over for a beer.
May 10, 2010 11:43pm
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
May 11, 2010 1:16 AM
^This

Or, put the sister-in-law in her place. Tell her the wedding doesn't need her, so calm the fuck down of GTFO.

I actually did that with my brother-in-law and his fiance.
May 11, 2010 1:16am
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
May 11, 2010 1:31 AM
My father-in-law was too heartbroken (and drunk) after the Penquins loss today to go out for a beer.

And I basically told my sister-in-law that we don't need her and if she wants to keep acting like a cunt then I don't want her in my wedding. That only seemed to upset my fiancee more.

Should I stay out of this or am I in the right telling my sister-in-law that she's acting like a bitch? After their fight tonight, my fiancee cried for hours. She hadn't cried that hard since her mom passed away. I couldn't stand seeing her so upset...and felt I had to speak up.

Looks like I'm starting things off in this family with a bang.
May 11, 2010 1:31am
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Shane Falco

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440 posts
May 11, 2010 4:18 AM
Do the smart thing...



Go down to the Court house today and get married.
Saves time, money and the fighting.Your friends will thank you later!
May 11, 2010 4:18am
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Chesapeake

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1,603 posts
May 11, 2010 5:16 AM
justincredible wrote:
mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time
This is the only possible solution.
In the teeter totter position.
May 11, 2010 5:16am
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
May 11, 2010 7:19 AM
You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.

She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.
May 11, 2010 7:19am
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iluvz

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262 posts
May 11, 2010 7:35 AM
Bad move Sherm, I'm sure you meant well, but she probably wasn't looking or needing for you to fix it for her, just for you to be there and support her. Con_Alma nailed it.
May 11, 2010 7:35am
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Def Leopard

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176 posts
May 11, 2010 8:16 AM
Stay out of it and let your fiancee' fight her own battles.
May 11, 2010 8:16am
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
May 11, 2010 8:17 AM
Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...



Don't get married.
Exactly.
May 11, 2010 8:17am
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se-alum

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May 11, 2010 8:26 AM
I probably would've just stayed out of it, but been there to console my fiancee'.
May 11, 2010 8:26am
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jmog

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6,567 posts
May 11, 2010 8:46 AM
After being married for over 10 years, if there is only one thing I've learned, its stay out of your wife's/fiance's fights with her family.

Be there to console her, listen to her, agree with her "side" but don't get in the middle.

In the end the "in-law" will be upset with you and so will the wife.
May 11, 2010 8:46am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
May 11, 2010 9:05 AM
Con_Alma wrote: You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.

She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.
Make sure you get pics of this. Post them here. Thanks in advance.
May 11, 2010 9:05am
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ts1227

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12,319 posts
May 11, 2010 9:17 AM
enigmaax wrote:
Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...



Don't get married.
Exactly.
this +infinity. twice.
May 11, 2010 9:17am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
May 11, 2010 9:24 AM
some great ideas. but IMO, if any situation has ever called for a cunt punt, it's this.
May 11, 2010 9:24am