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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
May 10, 2010 6:53 PM
Girl meets boy in park

Boy parks meat in girl
May 10, 2010 6:53pm
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SQ_Crazies

The Godfather

7,977 posts
May 10, 2010 6:54 PM
lol
May 10, 2010 6:54pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
May 10, 2010 7:15 PM
Nice
May 10, 2010 7:15pm
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se-alum

The Biggest Boss

13,948 posts
May 10, 2010 7:18 PM
"He who stands on toilet is high on pot"
May 10, 2010 7:18pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
May 10, 2010 7:29 PM
"He who lets fart in church sits in own pew"
May 10, 2010 7:29pm
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Red_Skin_Pride

Senior Member

1,226 posts
May 10, 2010 7:41 PM
"He who makes war with his wife during the day gets no piece at night"
May 10, 2010 7:41pm
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darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts
May 10, 2010 7:42 PM
Baseball is Wrong. Man cannot walk with four balls
May 10, 2010 7:42pm
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
May 10, 2010 8:05 PM
People who pat you on the back are only looking for the soft spot to stick the knife.
May 10, 2010 8:05pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

Senior Member

2,935 posts
May 10, 2010 8:31 PM
"Man with hand in pocket feel foolish ... Man with hole in pocket feel nuts."
May 10, 2010 8:31pm
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Foul Tip

Senior Member

113 posts
May 10, 2010 9:05 PM
Man who go through turnstile at airport sideways going to Bangkok.
May 10, 2010 9:05pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
May 10, 2010 9:13 PM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
May 10, 2010 9:13pm
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stroups

Senior Member

3,223 posts
May 10, 2010 11:16 PM
He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
May 10, 2010 11:16pm
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bcubed

Senior Member

410 posts
May 10, 2010 11:21 PM
Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam
May 10, 2010 11:21pm
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redfalcon

Senior Member

1,088 posts
May 11, 2010 12:23 AM
Boy who goes to bed with sex problem on mind awakes with solution on hand
May 11, 2010 12:23am
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TBone14

Senior Member

6,383 posts
May 11, 2010 12:31 AM
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
May 11, 2010 12:31am
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
May 11, 2010 12:49 AM
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
May 11, 2010 12:49am
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ts1227

Senior Member

12,319 posts
May 11, 2010 12:52 AM
"He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"
May 11, 2010 12:52am
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
May 11, 2010 12:53 AM
bcubed wrote: Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam
ts1227 wrote: "He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"
Do I hear an echo?
May 11, 2010 12:53am
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ts1227

Senior Member

12,319 posts
May 11, 2010 12:54 AM
I missed it, looked and completely passed over it
May 11, 2010 12:54am
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SQ_Crazies

The Godfather

7,977 posts
May 11, 2010 1:14 AM
ccrunner609 wrote: "Women with big hands make dick look small"
So this is why you think every girl you've been with has big hands...it all makes sense now!
May 11, 2010 1:14am
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Rotinaj

Senior Member

7,699 posts
May 11, 2010 9:31 AM
Trueblue23 wrote:
bcubed wrote: Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam
ts1227 wrote: "He who is stuck in a pantry has his ass in a jam"
Do I hear an echo?
Do i hear an echo?
May 11, 2010 9:31am
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Stiffman

Stuntin' on my Gixxer!

512 posts
May 11, 2010 10:12 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.
May 11, 2010 10:12pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
May 11, 2010 10:17 PM
"Man who dreams of mufflers, wakes up exhausted"
May 11, 2010 10:17pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts
May 11, 2010 10:21 PM
There is no such thing as rape, women run faster with skirt up then man do with pants down.
May 11, 2010 10:21pm
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Stiffman

Stuntin' on my Gixxer!

512 posts
May 11, 2010 10:26 PM
Man who chase car, gets exhausted.
May 11, 2010 10:26pm