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Apple

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Apr 13, 2010 5:35 PM
Do you have a success story sneaking/smuggling alcohol into a game or concert or other event?

We went to a Reds game last weekend and the bag-checker chick looked in my date's purse and found 2 (of the 4) little airline bottles of rum that we were trying to get into the game. (I had a couple of the bottles in my pockets that they didn't notice.) After we got in, I suggested the next time she should go to the bag-checker-guy (not girl) and when he asks to open the purse, she acts embarrassed and he sees nothing but tampons. Once we got to our seats, the guys sitting next to us were pouring cans of Busch beer into their cups. Somehow they got multiple cans of beer in and she got caught with airline bottles of rum! WTF!?!?!
Apr 13, 2010 5:35pm
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gorocks99

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Apr 13, 2010 5:37 PM
I'd have a success story if every time I smuggled in wasn't a success. It's just "normal" for me at this point.
Apr 13, 2010 5:37pm
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stroups

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Apr 13, 2010 5:41 PM
Went to a Tom Petty concert, beer wasn't the only thing we snuck in.
Apr 13, 2010 5:41pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 13, 2010 5:42 PM
Plastic flask inside your front waistband. They never check your junk and the plastic doesn't set off any alarms if they wand you.
Apr 13, 2010 5:42pm
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ts1227

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Apr 13, 2010 5:52 PM
Guy that was sitting beside me at the Browns game had a bottle of beer up each of his socks, which were long enough to conceal it because it was December.

Brought a Bud Light and a Great Lakes X-mas Ale. He bought one beer there so he'd have a cup to pour it into so he wouldn't get caught.

When they check you at Browns Stadium, you basically just have to unzip your coat and take your hat off, then they feel around your sides and back, that's it. Anything below the pants (other than the pockets) is pretty much a free pass.
Apr 13, 2010 5:52pm
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Laley23

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Apr 13, 2010 5:52 PM
I dont think Ive ever had a problem just walking in with alcohol. Pockets, GF purse, backpack etc.
Apr 13, 2010 5:52pm
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Apr 13, 2010 5:54 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Plastic flask inside your front waistband. They never check your junk and the plastic doesn't set off any alarms if they wand you.
This is how I do it. I just buy the flask sized bottles of whatever I am fancying that day and I've never had a problem.
Apr 13, 2010 5:54pm
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Apr 13, 2010 6:05 PM
I was at an event in Cbus a couple of weeks ago that required us to go through security. I noticed they checked us and our stuff but did not search the two eleven year old girls that were with us.

Next time they are gonna pack mule in full gallon sized bottles of Jameson.

Party fucking ON dudes.
Apr 13, 2010 6:05pm
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Websurfinbird

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Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM
When I went to a OSU game with bigapplebuckeye I hid a few airline sized bottles of rum in my boots. It was a bit uncomfy but totally worked.
Apr 13, 2010 6:14pm
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Apr 13, 2010 6:14 PM
Wear boots, put flask in boot. Makes for a good tOSU football game, especially if the flask is full of moonshine or some Jim Bean.
Apr 13, 2010 6:14pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Apr 13, 2010 6:16 PM
I hide my blunts in my belt line, works like a charm...as far as alcohol, just get extremely drunk before the event, that way one or two beers will do during the game
Apr 13, 2010 6:16pm
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se-alum

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Apr 13, 2010 6:23 PM
You can get 4 flasks in a pair of cowboy boots.
Apr 13, 2010 6:23pm
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sleeper

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Apr 13, 2010 6:34 PM
I hide plenty of alcohol in my circulatory system.
Apr 13, 2010 6:34pm
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Apr 13, 2010 6:55 PM
some people i know sneak alcohol into our barracks all the time. just put it in your bra or underwear we dont get checked there.
Apr 13, 2010 6:55pm
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SQ_Crazies

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Apr 13, 2010 7:15 PM
If you're going to a Tribe game, just put a flask in your back pocket--it's that easy.

There are countless ways to go about it. My favorite is to just get completely shitfaced before even going in. 8 bucks for 2 beers doesn't seem as bad when that's all you need.
Apr 13, 2010 7:15pm
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yobro08

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Apr 13, 2010 9:48 PM
its all about the behind all the ushers look for the front, i can jam about a 6 pack up my ass...

but all joking aside i can put them in the back of my belt and fit about 8 beers
Apr 13, 2010 9:48pm
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enigmaax

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Apr 13, 2010 10:07 PM
I got drunk sneaking in and out of Canadia. Does that count?
Apr 13, 2010 10:07pm
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martyirish

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Apr 14, 2010 9:07 AM
My first game ushering at Notre Dame.
We have a zero tolerence to alcohol in Notre Dame Stadium.
I saw a guy with a can of beer.
I told him, "Get rid of it now and I didn't see it."
So what does this stupid idiot do.
He walks down the bleachers holding it up and everyone in that section sees it.
Now I have no choice.
I ask him for his ticket he gives it to me, I take him to the section captain and we escort him out.
Oh yea, the game hadn't started yet.
Apr 14, 2010 9:07am
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thavoice

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Apr 14, 2010 9:21 AM
Buddy takes in vodka to every bengals game Straps it to the inside of his leg by his ankles.


Funnies "sneaking" alcohol into a game...

Few years ago @ heinz field. Buddy of mine's dad goes with us. Of course we drinking in line before getting into the stadium. usually just throw it away at the dumpster before you get searched. Well...because of talking and bsing and just not thinking he still has his open beer..in his hands.

Those so called security checkers just go through the motions. The dad puts his arms up so they can pat him down....they pat him down.....he is done and they allow him threw. He gets about 20 feet into the stadium and shows me his open beer...still in his hand....after going through the checkpoint.

It was pretty funny.
Apr 14, 2010 9:21am
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redstreak one

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Apr 14, 2010 12:10 PM
I just use my kids! lol Great pack mules.
Apr 14, 2010 12:10pm
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rookie_j70

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Apr 14, 2010 12:34 PM
Go to MIS. they allow you to take beer (cans only) into the track
Apr 14, 2010 12:34pm
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captainleppy

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May 25, 2010 2:54 PM
If you can take a "factory sealed" water bottle into a place then you can take liquor. You can buy caps with the seal on em at camocaps. net and just empty your waterbottle out fill it back up with whatever and reseal it.
May 25, 2010 2:54pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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May 25, 2010 2:59 PM
Just get crocked prior to going...

The plastic flask is rather brilliant too though.
May 25, 2010 2:59pm