Columbus teen dies after wearing jean shorts and t-shirt to Easter dinner

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Apr 6, 2010 5:16 PM
Columbus is such a nice city.
Apr 6, 2010 5:16pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:17 PM
What the fuck?
Apr 6, 2010 5:17pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:18 PM
Another reason to never wear jorts
Apr 6, 2010 5:18pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:20 PM
wildcats20 wrote: Another reason to never wear jorts
+ infinity.
Apr 6, 2010 5:20pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:22 PM
Read this earlier, crazy!! Guess they didn't get the memo Jorts are out!!
Apr 6, 2010 5:22pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:23 PM
Eppert says Burgess told investigators she didn’t mean to shoot Pickens.


........yeah, good luck with that
Apr 6, 2010 5:23pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:23 PM
Fab1b wrote: Read this earlier, crazy!! Guess they didn't get the memo Jorts are out!!
Jorts are out .... PERMANENTLY.

That plays like a bad action movie.

Yes, I'm an unsympathetic bastard.
Apr 6, 2010 5:23pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:23 PM
Wow. That's just sad. I could see kicking her out, or maybe even laying a beatdown because of the Jorts, but to shoot them in the head?
Apr 6, 2010 5:23pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:24 PM
Bitches be crazy
Apr 6, 2010 5:24pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:24 PM
She didn't mean to shoot her???

Right, have fun with life in prison dumb bitch.
Apr 6, 2010 5:24pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:25 PM
religion is a scary thing
Apr 6, 2010 5:25pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:26 PM
Fab1b wrote: Guess they didn't get the memo Jorts are out!!

yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apr 6, 2010 5:26pm
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tcarrier32 wrote: religion is a scary thing
Get ready, cuz here we go!
Apr 6, 2010 5:26pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:27 PM
stroups wrote:
Eppert says Burgess told investigators she didn’t mean to shoot Pickens.


........yeah, good luck with that
gotta love that, then what did she mean to do? just nip her in the ear?
Apr 6, 2010 5:27pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:29 PM
Girls are allowed to wear jorts.

Either way...sad story.
Apr 6, 2010 5:29pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:29 PM
Only a select few.
Apr 6, 2010 5:29pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:30 PM
I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....

Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.

Maybe she was going to use the LJ approach but aimed a little too low. lol
Apr 6, 2010 5:30pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:30 PM
Guess God doesn't like people to wear jorts. She should have known better than go to an Easter dinner without dressing up. Jesus would have shot her too.
Apr 6, 2010 5:30pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:31 PM
Dear Burgess,

JESUS WORE A FUCKING ROBE AND SANDALS!!!!

Apr 6, 2010 5:31pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:31 PM
Fab4Runner wrote: Girls are allowed to wear jorts.

Either way...sad story.
Like SQ said, not all girls!!
Apr 6, 2010 5:31pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:32 PM
stroups wrote:
I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....

Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.

Maybe she was going to use the LJ approach but aimed a little too low. lol
Apr 6, 2010 5:32pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:36 PM
stroups wrote:
Fab1b wrote: Guess they didn't get the memo Jorts are out!!

yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Damn, I feel bad for how hard I laughed at that.

Sad, odd story.
Apr 6, 2010 5:36pm
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SQ_Crazies wrote:
tcarrier32 wrote: religion is a scary thing
Get ready, cuz here we go!
Makes me think of the new Bud Light commercials

"Oh here we go"
Apr 6, 2010 5:36pm
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Apr 6, 2010 5:42 PM
I wear jean shorts.
Apr 6, 2010 5:42pm