As I get older, I find it harder and harder to sleep in. Its not a sleeping problem, I just cant tolerate my enormous morning farts. These blasts are loud and toxic. There is no rolling over and letting it rip, cause if you venture the sulpher siren The tighty whities end up brown and baggy in places.

I used to find the sunrise suprises amusing, But since my wife has left for work before i get up there is no one to share it with except my two cats and a long echoing hallway on the way to the bathroom.

I know....I know.... Shitty subject.