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why so serious?

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May 5, 2014 3:35 PM
Automatik;1612764 wrote:

Oh yeah, and the whole passing out in his car while shitfaced thing...don't forget about that. Fucking moron.

Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?
May 5, 2014 3:35pm
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May 5, 2014 3:48 PM
lhslep134;1612768 wrote:Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?
Well, he would still be a moron for sleeping in the drivers seat instead of the back seat. lol
May 5, 2014 3:48pm
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May 5, 2014 3:50 PM
Laley23;1612777 wrote:Well, he would still be a moron for sleeping in the drivers seat instead of the back seat. lol
Could still get a DUI in the backseat if the keys are in the ignition or the cop thinks he had control of the car.
May 5, 2014 3:50pm
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May 5, 2014 3:55 PM
ohiobucks1;1612780 wrote:Could still get a DUI in the backseat if the keys are in the ignition or the cop thinks he had control of the car.
You guys are both in law-school or done. What is the easier defense??

I was drunk so I got in the front seat and slept it off or, I was drunk so I got in the backseat to sleep it off?
May 5, 2014 3:55pm
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May 5, 2014 3:59 PM
I always heard sleep in car but throw keys in the trunk.
May 5, 2014 3:59pm
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May 5, 2014 4:05 PM
Commander of Awesome;1612784 wrote:I always heard sleep in car but throw keys in the trunk.
I've heard this as well.

Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.
May 5, 2014 4:05pm
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May 5, 2014 4:06 PM
SportsAndLady;1612508 wrote:I don't make bets under $500 I'm not a loser.
LOL. Come on man...I'm the dumbest Breowns fan to post here...right? Yet you're too pussified to bet me $500 clams.
May 5, 2014 4:06pm
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May 5, 2014 4:08 PM
SportsAndLady;1612388 wrote:Bortles is going top 5, definitely the first QB. Not sure Houston will pass on clowney though. They were the last team to take a defensive player first overall.
Bumpity bump....bumpity bump. ROTF.
May 5, 2014 4:08pm
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May 5, 2014 4:13 PM
I guess the media has it slam dunked the Browns taking JMFF at number 4. Not really a good sign in that the media is never right. Besides, we all know Bortles will be the first quarterback taken.
May 5, 2014 4:13pm
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May 5, 2014 4:16 PM
Laley23;1612782 wrote:You guys are both in law-school or done. What is the easier defense??

I was drunk so I got in the front seat and slept it off or, I was drunk so I got in the backseat to sleep it off?
It depends on whatever the laws are in that state/jurisdiction honestly.

I'd say generally it would be better to be in the backseat and also put the keys in the trunk, but it's all irrelevant if where you're at it's still illegal to be drunk and in a car if you're the operator.
May 5, 2014 4:16pm
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May 5, 2014 4:17 PM
Automatik;1612789 wrote: Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.
Well yeah but once he was drunk and at his car he definitely made the wiser decision.
May 5, 2014 4:17pm
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May 5, 2014 4:21 PM
Footwedge;1612791 wrote:Bumpity bump....bumpity bump. ROTF.
Are you on fire? Why are you rolling on the floor?
May 5, 2014 4:21pm
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May 5, 2014 6:02 PM
Automatik;1612789 wrote:I've heard this as well.

Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.
Stupid decision, yes....moron? that's a little harsh
May 5, 2014 6:02pm
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May 5, 2014 6:11 PM
It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.
May 5, 2014 6:11pm
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May 5, 2014 7:13 PM
bases_loaded;1612822 wrote:It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.
You sold me. We need to draft a fuckin right tackle instead of a franchise quarterback. The reason we've been so bad for 15 years is because we've never addressed the right tackle problem. Robinson or Matthews will get us to the Bowl...for sure.

And btw, since my buddy wont fork over his 500 clams, I'll make a wager with you. JMFF late first round? Do you like to gamble? I'll book your action too.
May 5, 2014 7:13pm
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May 5, 2014 7:22 PM
bases_loaded;1612822 wrote:It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.
Scouts may rank him there. But out of the 3 qbs he is probably only one going top 10.
May 5, 2014 7:22pm
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May 5, 2014 7:47 PM
Anyone believe the rumors out tonight?

That Browns are taking JFF? Robinson is JFF is gone?
May 5, 2014 7:47pm
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May 5, 2014 8:09 PM
lhslep134;1612768 wrote:Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?
sorry.. i have to bring it up..didnt you just have a Liverpool avatar?
May 5, 2014 8:09pm
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May 5, 2014 8:10 PM
Pick6;1612845 wrote:sorry.. i have to bring it up..didnt you just have a Liverpool avatar?
He lost a bet.
May 5, 2014 8:10pm
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May 5, 2014 8:12 PM
Laley23;1612843 wrote:Anyone believe the rumors out tonight?

That Browns are taking JFF? Robinson is JFF is gone?
Why anyone would believe any "rumors" leading up to the draft is beyond me.
May 5, 2014 8:12pm
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May 5, 2014 8:14 PM
SportsAndLady;1612847 wrote:Why anyone would believe any "rumors" leading up to the draft is beyond me.
Yeah, I agree. But when Mort reports it, it has more credence.
May 5, 2014 8:14pm
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May 5, 2014 8:17 PM
Laley23;1612849 wrote:Yeah, I agree. But when Mort reports it, it has more credence.
If you want to get a smoke screen out there, would you leak the info to mort or Mary Kay tabot or whatever her name is lol
May 5, 2014 8:17pm