majorspark wrote:
ts1227 wrote:
majorspark wrote:
I Wear Pants wrote:
Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
LOL. No shit.
And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.
No shit again. There is never enough toilet paper to take care of those. You can eternally wipe and some still ends up on your shorts.
LOL
If I ever shit right before, during or right after a shower, I just jump in the shower and don't even both about wiping. It's not worth the time, effort, and tp to try and wipe.
It's usually about 10-15mins after I eat. I usually shit 3 times a day. (I'm from Midwest Ohio, so it's not just MV)
My college buddies thought I was crazy for shitting that much. My one roomate actually said and proved that he shits once a week, on Sunday.
I got sick of plunging the toilet after him, so he would run across the street to an oncampus shitter and do business. I'm not kidding one time he shit a nugget the size of a softball. I told him he needed to shit more often.
