Because you lured in San Fran 49ers owner Jed  York for a bust Sunday morning! That'll take some of the sting out of living in a toxic wasteland, being able to make a rich pro sports owner look like the horniest of horny losers!

I mean, really? Dude is wealthy enough to own a professional sports franchise and here he is, going online to hook up with a trailer park girl in rural Ohio. I guess it'd make sense if he was trying to score some cheap homemade meth, too, but man, that is just so, so sad. Well, for him, it's sad -- funny as hell to me! Dude should be laughed at constantly for the rest of his life and beyond.