The WTF thread...

More bullshit.  But, yeah, I tapped that ass in 4

posted by gut

More bullshit.  But, yeah, I tapped that ass in 4

Wordle? 

WTF!

posted by BRF

Wordle? 

WTF!

WTF indeed

https://wtop.com/dc/2022/08/4-people-in-critical-condition-after-lightning-strike-near-white-house/

My wife I were there 45 min earlier and got caught in same storm but we were just a block from our hotel.

Asian smoke shop owner defends his store in Las Vegas pic.twitter.com/rxCxk16J1O

— Asian Dawn (@AsianDawn4) August 5, 2022

There's a lot of crazy murder-suicide these days.

Today someone drove their Mercedes thru a red light at a busy intersection in LA going 100+.  The driver SURVIVED, somehow, but killed 6 people.

Someone else plowed their SUV thru a Native American parade in AZ.  So I guess that's going to be a thing now.

posted by Ironman92

https://wtop.com/dc/2022/08/4-people-in-critical-condition-after-lightning-strike-near-white-house/

My wife I were there 45 min earlier and got caught in same storm but we were just a block from our hotel.

3rd person has passed away

The first two were a husband snd wife celebrating their 56th anniversary. Took cover under some trees. Awful story.

posted by gut

There's a lot of crazy murder-suicide these days.

Today someone drove their Mercedes thru a red light at a busy intersection in LA going 100+.  The driver SURVIVED, somehow, but killed 6 people.

Someone else plowed their SUV thru a Native American parade in AZ.  So I guess that's going to be a thing now.

The video of that car is insane. Wtf

Apparently, the Alex Jones trial is pretty interesting. In a legal expertise move that Senile Rudy G. would be proud to call his own, Jones' lawyer apparently mistakenly sent all of Jones' phone records and texts to the prosecuting team. And so, when Jones was trying to fake not knowing what he may or may not have texted, saying he "checked" but couldn't find anything pertaining to Sandy Hook or his financials, receipts were issued. So sad, too bad.

pic.twitter.com/2WXNWJO2Xk

— 1000 ways to die (@1000WaysToDi3) August 6, 2022

https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1556732011238359041?s=21&t=zK4PfWPytP3uAVH4rVG4uQ

Rovell is a complete loser, but this take is too far. If you’ve ever been to Italy, 0 chance of being accurate

Hot Take: Most pizza places in Italy, and yes I was there just last week, wouldn’t last in America either.

They’re just too very different forms of something that has the same name. pic.twitter.com/kb9yyLQulg

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 10, 2022

A member of the Religion of Peace finally got to Rushdie after leaders of the mindless cult put out a hit on him.  A hit for a book that doubtless no one of any substance in the Religion of Peace could have read or understood.  

Go wrap up your women with sheets.

Should’ve used his alias Salbass. 

I always blamed Bobby Brown for her getting on drugs…..but this was a year before Bobby. Damn you Darryl

hoo boy

Luke Aikins skydiving from 25,000 Feet with No Parachute & landing in a net is absolutely WILD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/Ez7JIhVLGE

— Shannonnn sharpes burner (@shannonsharpeee) August 16, 2022

posted by justincredible

hoo boy

Luke Aikins skydiving from 25,000 Feet with No Parachute & landing in a net is absolutely WILD 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/Ez7JIhVLGE

— Shannonnn sharpes burner (@shannonsharpeee) August 16, 2022

Nope.  

I’ve always wondered, if you’re skydiving with multiple people how easy is it for one person to get to another while falling. Is it like swimming in air? 

posted by friendfromlowry

I’ve always wondered, if you’re skydiving with multiple people how easy is it for one person to get to another while falling. Is it like swimming in air? 

I think it's WAY harder than swimming, but if you've ever seen competition sky diving teams are able to lock hands/arms and form pretty complex formations.

Basically they use aerodynamics to slow or accelerate, or move a bit laterally.

posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnnqw/mexico-dick-tombstone

Just now saw this.  She must have been a Rolling Stones fans.

In light of that, we shouldn't be surprised the following trend seems to be coming to a head, pardon the expression:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/what-is-labiaplasty-plastic-surgeons-explain-144915757.html