Cleveland Browns 2023 Season Thread

jmog Senior Member
7,737 posts 51 reps Joined Nov 2009
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 11:32 AM

Heard on replays last night (I think it was halftime of the SNF game, could have been ESPN) the best line of yesterday's game.


"The Browns Defense looks like the '85 Bears, and the Titans Offense looks like the 2023 Bears"


I spit out my pop on that one.

33,369 posts 133 reps Joined Nov 2009
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 11:50 AM

That was during FNIA on NBC. I think it was Chris Simms. 

jmog Senior Member
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Mon, Sep 25, 2023 11:56 AM
posted by Laley23

That was during FNIA on NBC. I think it was Chris Simms. 

Whatever it was on, I died laughing.


Whoever wrote that joke for him is a genius  


BR1986FB Senior Member
27,923 posts 124 reps Joined Feb 2010
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 12:11 PM

Still think former Browns RB, Leroy Hoard had one of the best lines when he said "if you need 2 yards, I'll get you 3...if you need 5 yards, I'll get you 3."

Ironman92 Administrator
56,729 posts 167 reps Joined Nov 2009
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 12:19 PM
posted by jmog

Heard on replays last night (I think it was halftime of the SNF game, could have been ESPN) the best line of yesterday's game.


"The Browns Defense looks like the '85 Bears, and the Titans Offense looks like the 2023 Bears"


I spit out my pop on that one.

I said that!


Ironman92 Administrator
56,729 posts 167 reps Joined Nov 2009
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 12:20 PM
posted by Ironman92

Boringly dominant.

I’ve not watched a good football game in live time yet


Browns looked like 85 Bears on defense and Titans offense looked like, well the Bears

I said that.


BR1986FB Senior Member
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Mon, Sep 25, 2023 12:42 PM
posted by Ironman92

I said that!


Copyright infringement!

BR1986FB Senior Member
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Fri, Sep 29, 2023 1:38 PM

Watson questionable for Sunday.

BRF Senior Member
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Fri, Sep 29, 2023 3:05 PM
posted by BR1986FB

Watson questionable for Sunday.

What’s up?


iclfan2 Reppin' the 330/216/843
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Fri, Sep 29, 2023 3:56 PM
posted by BRF

What’s up?


Shoulder. He’s barely thrown all week. Not great.


BR1986FB Senior Member
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Sat, Sep 30, 2023 5:00 PM

Now Njoku questionable dues to burns to his arm & face after trying to light a fire pit at his house.

iclfan2 Reppin' the 330/216/843
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Sat, Sep 30, 2023 5:30 PM
posted by BR1986FB

Now Njoku questionable dues to burns to his arm & face after trying to light a fire pit at his house.

Lol it never ends. I also saw they added the 3rd qb to the active roster… but this year I thought you didn’t need to and they could still be emergency qb? 


BRF Senior Member
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Sat, Sep 30, 2023 6:11 PM
posted by BR1986FB

Now Njoku questionable dues to burns to his arm & face after trying to light a fire pit at his house.

OMG………shades of Trevor Bauer.

🤦‍♂️


BR1986FB Senior Member
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Sat, Sep 30, 2023 9:03 PM
posted by iclfan2

Lol it never ends. I also saw they added the 3rd qb to the active roster… but this year I thought you didn’t need to and they could still be emergency qb? 


The 3rd QB is something to watch. I doubt they add him to the active roster if Watson is ready to go.

This, for me, went from an expected win to a probable loss tomorrow.

BR1986FB Senior Member
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Sun, Oct 1, 2023 12:27 PM

Yep, DTR starting. Hopefully the defense plays like the 85 Bears and the 2000 Ravens combined. With Chubb healthy, I'd give them a solid chance to win but this should be rough.

Heretic Son of the Sun
20,517 posts 203 reps Joined Nov 2009
Sun, Oct 1, 2023 12:33 PM
posted by BR1986FB

Now Njoku questionable dues to burns to his arm & face after trying to light a fire pit at his house.

Pro athletes must be the ultimate idiot savants. Where they are so unbelievably good at what they do that people like us can only watch in wonder...but are such complete incompetents at random everyday things that doing anything more complex than using a plastic spoon to scoop out protein supplement is gonna end up in a bizarre injury.

BR1986FB Senior Member
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Sun, Oct 1, 2023 12:37 PM
posted by Heretic

Pro athletes must be the ultimate idiot savants. Where they are so unbelievably good at what they do that people like us can only watch in wonder...but are such complete incompetents at random everyday things that doing anything more complex than using a plastic spoon to scoop out protein supplement is gonna end up in a bizarre injury.

Pretty sure it was the Tribe's catcher, Ron Hassey, back in the late 70's/early 80's, who had to go on the DL because of a cigarette he was smoking in the dugout flicked a lit ash into his eye.

I'm one to talk though. I posted in the lifting thread about my shoulder injury and I'm pretty confident the injury came in my sleep, not while lifting, but I'm almost 56 and not even close to an elite athlete. lol

Heretic Son of the Sun
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Sun, Oct 1, 2023 2:45 PM
posted by BR1986FB

Pretty sure it was the Tribe's catcher, Ron Hassey, back in the late 70's/early 80's, who had to go on the DL because of a cigarette he was smoking in the dugout flicked a lit ash into his eye.

I'm one to talk though. I posted in the lifting thread about my shoulder injury and I'm pretty confident the injury came in my sleep, not while lifting, but I'm almost 56 and not even close to an elite athlete. lol

Oh, I get that. I'm closing in on 50 and a couple years ago, I pulled a muscle in my lower back doing the strenuous activity of *checks notes* getting out of bed. Which says all that needs to be said about how elite I am as an athlete!

iclfan2 Reppin' the 330/216/843
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Sun, Oct 1, 2023 4:07 PM

What a shit game. Glad I missed most of it. 

Dr Winston O'Boogie Senior Member
3,345 posts 35 reps Joined Oct 2010
Sun, Oct 1, 2023 5:57 PM

Was there at the game today - ouch. The silver lining was being there for Joe Thomas’s induction into the Browns ring of honor and his name unveiled on the stadium. 

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