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Mar 25, 2010 2:48 PM
With opening day just around the corner, who are some of the worst first pitch throwers of all time?

I guess you can post good ones for comparison . . . but I'm in the mood to laugh.

I just came across this one: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/25/the-situation-first-pitch-ny-mets-baseball-jersey-shore/

Jersey Shore's Situation may have abs. . . but he throws like a pussy.
Mar 25, 2010 2:48pm
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thavoice

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Mar 25, 2010 2:55 PM
Cincy Mayor had one of the worst.

Eventhe umpire made fun of him and pretended to toss him
Mar 25, 2010 2:55pm
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Mar 25, 2010 3:01 PM
baba booey
Mar 25, 2010 3:01pm
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stroups

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Mar 25, 2010 3:04 PM
The first person I thought of was the Cincy mayor

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Mar 25, 2010 3:04pm
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Shane Falco

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Mar 25, 2010 3:06 PM



I will take the liberty myself to say:


WE HAVE A "WINNER"!
Mar 25, 2010 3:06pm
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charliehustle14

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Mar 25, 2010 3:09 PM
Shane Falco wrote:


I will take the liberty myself to say THIS IS THE WORST!
There's been way worse. At least he was able to throw it in the general direction of the target.
Mar 25, 2010 3:09pm
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Mar 25, 2010 3:12 PM
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Mar 25, 2010 3:12pm
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Mar 25, 2010 3:27 PM
Shane Falco wrote:


I will take the liberty myself to say:


WE HAVE A "WINNER"!
You serious dude? That's not even close to being the worst first pitches. Did you even watch Mayor Mark Mallory's attempt?
Mar 25, 2010 3:27pm
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Mar 25, 2010 3:29 PM
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Mar 25, 2010 3:29pm
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Quint

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Mar 25, 2010 3:29 PM
Yeah. . . Obama is no where near as bad as Baba Booey's or the Mayor's! Maybe if this was the dorkiest pants thread. . .


Sherm03's post just made me have to leave the library so I could laugh. . . the funniest part is the guy's recovery actions. I'm calling drunkenness.
Mar 25, 2010 3:29pm
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Mar 25, 2010 3:31 PM
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Mar 25, 2010 3:31pm
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rugbywrestler

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Mar 25, 2010 3:32 PM
^^^haha that one looked like the dude was drunk
Mar 25, 2010 3:32pm
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thavoice

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Mar 25, 2010 3:35 PM
some goodones here..but the mayors i the worst still..or at least the most far off
Mar 25, 2010 3:35pm
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thavoice

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Mar 25, 2010 3:39 PM
thanks fortfan.....

MC is always S E X Y as can be
Mar 25, 2010 3:39pm
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Shane Falco

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Mar 25, 2010 4:23 PM
sherm03 wrote:
Shane Falco wrote:


I will take the liberty myself to say:


WE HAVE A "WINNER"!
You serious dude? That's not even close to being the worst first pitches. Did you even watch Mayor Mark Mallory's attempt?
Yeah I watched it.
Mar 25, 2010 4:23pm
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Mar 25, 2010 7:01 PM
Mariah Carey's was the worst...
Mar 25, 2010 7:01pm
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tuskytuffguy

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Mar 25, 2010 7:24 PM
I have a personal story that noone here knows of. It involves my wife, who was selected to throw out a pitch at a Cleveland Indians game. The guy that threw a pitch before her was an Army recruiter, in uniform, and he didn't even make it to the dirt. My wife stepped up and put it across the plate. How's that for being shown up by a girl!
Mar 25, 2010 7:24pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 26, 2010 8:53 AM
something about being surrounded by all those seats makes 60' 6" look a lot farther away for some people than it really is
Mar 26, 2010 8:53am
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pinstriper

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Mar 26, 2010 9:22 AM
How about one of the best ever?



Back when we were unified as a country...a great moment.
Mar 26, 2010 9:22am
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dont_belong

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Mar 26, 2010 9:30 AM
^^^ hands down the best ever. Mayor Mallory...biggest fail ever.
Mar 26, 2010 9:30am
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baseballstud24

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Mar 26, 2010 9:56 AM
pinstriper wrote: How about one of the best ever?



Back when we were unified as a country...a great moment.
The only time I liked Bush
Mar 26, 2010 9:56am
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thavoice

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Mar 26, 2010 10:00 AM
^^So you only liked Bush one time?

So......if your not into bush does that mean ur into dudes?
Mar 26, 2010 10:00am
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baseballstud24

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Mar 26, 2010 10:06 AM
My God...I knew someone would say it...Anyway, I like a shaved surface.
Mar 26, 2010 10:06am
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thavoice

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Mar 26, 2010 10:09 AM
small landing strip isnt bad either if it is well maintained.....
Mar 26, 2010 10:09am