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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Mar 24, 2010 12:58pm
All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Mar 24, 2010 1:01pm
4. He goes to Nevada for his whores (brothels) and Georgia because the women in Pittsburg avoid the pussy hound like the plague.
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Quint
Posts: 737
Mar 24, 2010 1:02pm
Camera adds a couple . . . hundred pounds.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Mar 24, 2010 1:15pm
Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Mar 24, 2010 1:16pm
Great comeback. Kudos to you.Fab4Runner wrote:No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.Al Capone wrote:You would hit it.Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
Fuck Pittsburgh......
Big_Mirg_ZHS
Posts: 2,079
Mar 24, 2010 1:17pm
+Infinity. This post is full of win!!Fab4Runner wrote:No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.Al Capone wrote:You would hit it.Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 24, 2010 1:18pm
Did he say kudos?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 24, 2010 1:21pm
I'm emailing the Make a Wish Foundation right now!Fab4Runner wrote:Yes my friends and I are sooo jealous he doesn't pick our cities to commit his sexual assults. I've been dreaming of the day he'll come to the Akron area and trap me in a restroom. Pleeeeeease let it be soon!!Al Capone wrote: All you Ohio sports fans are upset with Ben because:
1. He turned down your beloved Buckeyes
2. He's not on the Clowns
3. He's not on the Bungals
4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
The women on here are jealous because he goes to Nevada and Georgia for his women.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Mar 24, 2010 1:23pm
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! That's friggin' awesome.Fab4Runner wrote:No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.Al Capone wrote:You would hit it.Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Mar 24, 2010 1:25pm
Unfortunately, this is pretty common. About 8 years ago I was a bouncer at the Downtown (Cleveland) Crazy Horse and one of the Browns was in there on a Saturday night until after 2am. Had a home game the next day.dancinbear wrote: Haha, I dunno, but I never really like the guy, aside from graduating from BG and being a Browns fan....but last fall a co-worker of mine was up gambling in Detroit the night before the Steelers/Lions game and saw him in the private lounge area at 3 in the morning! The night before a game! I know the Lions are horrible, but really man, there are 6 other nights in the week. And for the record, he played like shit that day.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 24, 2010 4:01pm
I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
Mar 24, 2010 4:57pm
This has to be the best comeback I've ever read on this sight! LMAO!!!!Fab4Runner wrote:No I would not...but that wouldn't stop it from happening anyways so it's a pointless debate.Al Capone wrote:You would hit it.Fab4Runner wrote: Definitely chubbs.
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Mar 24, 2010 5:00pm
Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.GoChiefs wrote:I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!
P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 24, 2010 5:03pm
Zero sexual assault accusations and have yet to wreck a motorcycle...and since you asked...I'll also add in...a legal marriage.FairwoodKing wrote: What in hell have you got???
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Mar 24, 2010 5:06pm
I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.FairwoodKing wrote:Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.GoChiefs wrote:I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!
P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Mar 24, 2010 5:07pm
did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 24, 2010 5:08pm
I believe you have to have an offer in order for you to turn something down?j_crazy wrote: did big ben turn the buckeyes down?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Mar 24, 2010 5:09pm
that's what i thought.
he turned down OSU's financial aid package in lieu of a full ride to Miami. Can't say I blame him.
he turned down OSU's financial aid package in lieu of a full ride to Miami. Can't say I blame him.
Writerbuckeye
Posts: 4,745
Mar 24, 2010 5:35pm
He's chasing women in rural Georgia because he knows they are slow and can't out run their equally fat brothers.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Mar 24, 2010 5:42pm
That's cuz I haven't charged you yetFab4Runner wrote:I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.
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FairwoodKing
Posts: 2,504
Mar 24, 2010 7:24pm
That's because you haven't been caught.Fab4Runner wrote:I've got zero Super Bowl rings how about you? I've also got zero sexual assult allegations.FairwoodKing wrote:Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.GoChiefs wrote:I thought he played in Pittsburgh? :huh:Al Capone wrote: 4. He ended up in the greatest sports city in the country
GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!
P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
skank
Posts: 6,543
Mar 24, 2010 8:32pm
Yeah, Kobe....er, I mean, Ben does look fat in that picture.
By the way Fab, that post was the funny as hell.
By the way Fab, that post was the funny as hell.
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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Mar 24, 2010 9:06pm
In his interview after he was drafted Ben said he picked Miami over OSU because he wanted to be a nfl qb. OSU is not exactly a qb factory.
Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Mar 24, 2010 9:15pm
Boston Red Sox:FairwoodKing wrote:
Exactly! Last year Pittsburgh teams won the Super Bowl and the Stanley Cup. No other city in the country has had two major winners in the same year for a very long time.
GO PITTSBURGH GO!!!!!
P.S. Big Ben has two Super Bowl rings. What in hell have you got???
World Series Champions in 2004
New England Patriots:
Super Bowl Champions in 2004
...Won trophy in same year
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Boston Red Sox:
World Series Champions in 2007
Boston Celtics:
NBA Champions in 2008
....Held trophy at same time
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 24, 2010 9:16pm
FalllllseAl Capone wrote:
Plus Captain Sweater Vest wanted him to be a tight end. I think he made the right choice.