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Fabio

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Mar 22, 2010 1:52 AM
So I'm here, its 1:49 and I discovered the Miller Lite Home Draft earlier today, so I'm drunk right now. I figured I'd make a thread specifically for those drunkards who want to post something.

I'll go first.

Anyone ever have a dream where Sasquatch tried to rape you after saving you from a rampaging giant Rhino?
Mar 22, 2010 1:52am
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 22, 2010 1:55 AM
I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
Mar 22, 2010 1:55am
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Fabio

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Mar 22, 2010 1:56 AM
Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
Mar 22, 2010 1:56am
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Upper90

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Mar 22, 2010 1:59 AM
Fabio wrote:
Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
Mar 22, 2010 1:59am
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Fabio

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Mar 22, 2010 2:03 AM
Upper90 wrote:
Fabio wrote:
Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
Mar 22, 2010 2:03am
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sleeper

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Mar 22, 2010 2:21 AM
I've only posted on here maybe once drunk, and that was after banging your MOM! LOL
Mar 22, 2010 2:21am
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Glory Days

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Mar 22, 2010 2:35 AM
i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Mar 22, 2010 2:35am
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bwcomet89

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Mar 22, 2010 4:26 AM
It seems like I post on here most when I'm drunk. So in that case, frizzle widget.
Mar 22, 2010 4:26am
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 22, 2010 5:13 AM
Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
Mar 22, 2010 5:13am
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Glory Days

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Mar 22, 2010 5:33 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
just because you drink, does not make you drunk.
Mar 22, 2010 5:33am
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 22, 2010 5:37 AM
Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
Mar 22, 2010 5:37am
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Glory Days

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Mar 22, 2010 5:44 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote: Just because you can get drunk, does not mean you can drink....
your drunk or high. thats too philosophical.
Mar 22, 2010 5:44am
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 22, 2010 5:53 AM
Just speakin' the truth brotha.

Can't drink like I used to be able to as recently as a year ago, but I can still consume mass amounts of alcohol. Never in my life have I been drunk enough to not be able to type. Not sure why, just always been good at it. I've been too drunk to write--I know this because I filled out a police report once after a bar fight and the cop instantly ripped it up because he said after the first letter of my name everything else was scribbles lol. Been too drunk to walk. Been too drunk to figure out how to turn my cell phone on. The worst one might be being too drunk to put the key in the lock to unlock my house so I slept on the porch once. But for some reason I can always type and text flawlessly.
Mar 22, 2010 5:53am
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rookie_j70

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Mar 22, 2010 8:10 AM
heyyy she's pretty cute
Mar 22, 2010 8:10am
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xnds1fan

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Mar 22, 2010 12:23 PM
Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
Mar 22, 2010 12:23pm
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justincredible

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Mar 22, 2010 12:27 PM
xnds1fan wrote: Hopefully you will never catch me posting on here while intoxicated. I have too much respect for this than that. This is serious business.
Agreed.

This thread is shenanigans!
Mar 22, 2010 12:27pm
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Little Danny

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Mar 22, 2010 12:31 PM
Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
Mar 22, 2010 12:31pm
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Fabio

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Mar 22, 2010 12:53 PM
Little Danny wrote: Is there such a thing as "Beer Googles" while posting ont he internet? Does that mean you like someone's post when your drunk, but when you get up the next morning you realize you agreed upon a dog of a post?
There can be beer goggles for everything. But I have no beer goggles for my post. I regret nothing!
Mar 22, 2010 12:53pm
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Upper90

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Mar 22, 2010 1:54 PM
Fabio wrote:
Upper90 wrote:
Fabio wrote:
Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.
Mar 22, 2010 1:54pm
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bartsimpson

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Mar 22, 2010 2:01 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......:P
Mar 22, 2010 2:01pm
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CinciX12

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Mar 22, 2010 2:48 PM
bartsimpson wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Glory Days wrote: i find it hard to believe you are drunk. all of your words are spelled correctly(you even spelled sasquatch correctly) and you have proper punctuation and grammar.
Some of us can handle are alcohol enough to type properly...
Really.....now that you're sober, maybe you'll realize it should have been "our" instead of "are".......:P
Glad someone else caught that too haha.

Maybe it was on purpose though.
Mar 22, 2010 2:48pm
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Fabio

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Mar 22, 2010 3:31 PM
Upper90 wrote:
Fabio wrote:
Upper90 wrote:
Fabio wrote:
Cleveland Buck wrote: I have at least 50 posts this evening all over this site. My drunken posting will not be restricted to one thread.
My drunken fucking won't be restricted to one woman.
That's a winner. A winner by a long shot. Hilarious.
Sarcasm I suppose. You'd actually find it hilarious if you found out the truth is that my drunken fucking is restricted to one woman.
That wasn't sarcasm at all, haha, I really laughed out loud when I read that.
lol well alright then!
Mar 22, 2010 3:31pm
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Laley23

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Mar 22, 2010 6:44 PM
I post on here drunk all the time. If I didnt I would never post on here. I drink way to often.
Mar 22, 2010 6:44pm
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trackandccrunner

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Mar 22, 2010 9:02 PM
Ive made a couple really bad drunken posts on here but other than that nothing to bad and I also post drunk a lot I'd say 1/4 of my posts have been drunken ones. But like SQ even when Im drunk I still spell things correctly just something I've always been able to do.
Mar 22, 2010 9:02pm
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Shane Falco

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Mar 22, 2010 9:10 PM
I'm as not think as you drunk am I... Or sumpin lke thaaaattt.
Mar 22, 2010 9:10pm