Joslyn James reveals Tiger Woods text messages (NSFW)

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Mar 19, 2010 8:55 AM
No Turkey, unless it is a club sandwich.
Mar 19, 2010 8:55am
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Mar 19, 2010 9:25 AM
Pretty shitty website. Just text after text, half of them are pointless or you don't even know what the hell they are talking about.
Mar 19, 2010 9:25am
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Mar 19, 2010 9:27 AM
Where are her txts?
Mar 19, 2010 9:27am
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Mar 19, 2010 9:29 AM
Some of the stuff he said had me rollin'!!!! He was into about everything imaginable!!! :) GOLDEN SHOWER!!!! HAHAHAHHA
Mar 19, 2010 9:29am
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Mar 19, 2010 9:48 AM
Lol, i mean I don't think this is more than anyone expected. But curiosity had me reading them all. I am sure she was rolling with most of the crazy sounding text messages. Probably not a one way street. My favorite was the last; Tiger foreshadowed his whole situation:

"You almost ruined my whole life."


Wow.
Mar 19, 2010 9:48am
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Mar 19, 2010 10:14 AM
TMZ is reporting that Tiger won all 3 tournaments referenced in the texts. Talk about multi-tasking.
Mar 19, 2010 10:14am
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Mar 19, 2010 10:15 AM
What's amazing is that he won two of the tournaments he referred to in those texts. He won the Bridgestone by 4 and the BMW by 8. If he can do that while sleeping around and trying to keep it a secret, I can't wait to see what he can do when actually focused on golf!
Mar 19, 2010 10:15am
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Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

LoL. Tiger is the man.
Mar 19, 2010 10:36am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:09 AM
Straight pimp
Mar 19, 2010 11:09am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:17 AM
Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
Mar 19, 2010 11:17am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:18 AM
bases_loaded wrote: Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
you're the only one
Mar 19, 2010 11:18am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:25 AM
bases_loaded wrote: Am I the only one that thinks they lose validity if she doesn't include her txts?
Doesn't lose validity, but it doesn't make a ton of sense without hers, either. At least on some of them.
Mar 19, 2010 11:25am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:26 AM
Tiger is definitely all about the phrase "wear you out".

Plus, I really laughed out loud at:

"Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no"
Mar 19, 2010 11:26am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:42 AM
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
Funny to me that she almost ruined his whole life. What a dumb ass.
Mar 19, 2010 11:42am
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Mar 19, 2010 11:57 AM
I usually don't love comment sections, but this comments section is full of LOL.
Mar 19, 2010 11:57am
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Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM
wow, he is some other person for sure.
Mar 19, 2010 12:41pm
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Mar 19, 2010 1:35 PM
tiger is my hero
Mar 19, 2010 1:35pm
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Mar 19, 2010 1:41 PM
I pictured all those conversations as if he was the character on the Chappelle shows racial draft lol
Mar 19, 2010 1:41pm
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Mar 19, 2010 1:45 PM
I finally became a fan of Tiger after reading these messages. I like the way that cat operates.
Mar 19, 2010 1:45pm
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Mar 19, 2010 1:52 PM
Damn Tiger, wtf.
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp.

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
Hahaha.
Mar 19, 2010 1:52pm
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Mar 19, 2010 2:08 PM
I don't see the big deal. We knew he was doin' this stuff already. Reading him talk about it doesn't really change anything.
Mar 19, 2010 2:08pm
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Mar 19, 2010 2:18 PM
It's not a big deal. It's just further clarification. That's all.
Mar 19, 2010 2:18pm
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Mar 19, 2010 2:20 PM
Ah. Gotcha. Couldn't figure out what these texts were supposed to be revealing.
Mar 19, 2010 2:20pm
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Mar 19, 2010 2:22 PM
I hope Tiger was current on all his shots.
Mar 19, 2010 2:22pm