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wes_mantooth

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Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM
I overheard this on the radio this morning. It is crazy that people actually pay to watch her eat.
Mar 16, 2010 4:32pm
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Firad

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Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM
Unbelievable.
Mar 16, 2010 4:32pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 4:33 PM
People pay that fat slob just to watch her eat, damn I'm in the wrong business!! Grocery bills of $750 a week, WTF??
Mar 16, 2010 4:33pm
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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:33 PM
I'd hit it...
Mar 16, 2010 4:33pm
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Glory Days

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Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM
Simpson supports her diet with money earned from a website where people pay to watch her eat.
"I love eating and people love watching me eat," she said. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."
that about sums it up.
Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM
^with a sledgehammer!
Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm
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GoChiefs

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Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM
Yeah..heard this on the radio too..sad thing is she has a 2 yr old child. Here's the part that cracks me up.

"She insists she's healthy despite the fact that she cannot walk more than 20 feet independently."

Riiiiigggghhhhtttt..sure ya are.
Mar 16, 2010 4:34pm
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Glory Days

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Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: I'd hit it...
not sure how. you would need a forklift just to get access.
Mar 16, 2010 4:35pm
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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM
Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!
Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.
Mar 16, 2010 4:36pm
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teh awsum juan

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Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM
how was it medically possible for her to have a child?
Mar 16, 2010 4:36pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 4:37 PM
SnotBubbles wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!
Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.
I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in :)
Mar 16, 2010 4:37pm
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SnotBubbles

Mar 16, 2010 4:38 PM
Fab1b wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^with a sledgehammer!
Now come on...bragging rights bro! How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????

I know the answer. Zero.

You'd be a legend.
I'd have to cover her in pudding and just dive in :)
Seriously, she eats 12,000 calories a day....do you think the pudding would actually make it to her skin???? It would be gone as soon as you cracked open the can!
Mar 16, 2010 4:38pm
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Mar 16, 2010 4:40 PM
Her 150 lb husband supports her?
Mar 16, 2010 4:40pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Mar 16, 2010 4:41 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: How many of your friends can say that they banged a half ton woman????
In your part of the state? Far from unheard of.
Mar 16, 2010 4:41pm
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rookie_j70

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Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM
majorspark wrote: Her 150 lb husband supports her?
must be a real chubby chaser. dont get me wrong ive fucked a few girls with some meat on thier bones, but even i draw the line somewhere
Mar 16, 2010 4:44pm
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Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM
teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?
test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
Mar 16, 2010 4:44pm
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capninsano

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Mar 16, 2010 4:50 PM
wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow
Mar 16, 2010 4:50pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM
capninsano wrote: wtf...someone just suffocate her with a pillow
Pillow is too small, will have to use a mattress
Mar 16, 2010 4:51pm
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Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM
Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.
Mar 16, 2010 4:52pm
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teh awsum juan

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Mar 16, 2010 4:53 PM
derek bomar wrote:
teh awsum juan wrote: how was it medically possible for her to have a child?
test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
no, i know she was fat when she had the baby, i'm just wondering how she didn't crush her lady parts with all that extra weight making it impossible for her to have one.
Mar 16, 2010 4:53pm
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ytownfootball

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Mar 16, 2010 4:54 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Chicks like that are a dime-a-dozen at any Golden Corral buffet.
If you want to feel comforted by your current station in life in general, visit your local Golden Corral.
Mar 16, 2010 4:54pm
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Mar 16, 2010 4:56 PM
derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.
Mar 16, 2010 4:56pm
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Mar 16, 2010 4:57 PM
GoChiefs wrote:
derek bomar wrote: test tube, unless she gained the weight post baby
According to the radio..everything was 'natural'. No drugs or procedures. She weighed over 500lbs when she had the child..hence setting the record for worlds fattest mom.
dude must have an epic dong then
Mar 16, 2010 4:57pm
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Mar 16, 2010 5:01 PM
Paying to just watch her eat? Oh no, there must be some sickos that give themselves sexual gratification watching her eat a large pizza in 4 minutes.
Mar 16, 2010 5:01pm