This will be an open set of questions for both guys and girls, but I ask you to forgive the length (that's what she said).

A female friend of mine has been dealing with a major creepy guy stalking her via in-person interaction, texting, email, etc. She's asked him to leave her alone repeatedly and he won't do it. She asks me about the recipe for "Stalker-B-Gone", so I concoct my answer. More on that later.

A couple of women I've shared my answer with believe that it's wrong to be dishonest (or at least hint toward dishonesty). They believe that a woman need only be honest about the fact that she has no interest in this taint, and if he doesn't respect that then it simply proves his tainthood. My contention is that his tainthood has been proven, and frankly he's a weird guy who I can see commandeering a windowless van and buying a bunch of duct tape and a red ball gag. The guys I've shared my answer with regard it as being the hydrogen bomb of "back off now" and love the plan.

Basically, my idea involves her just being short with him, then saying, "I'm sorry, I'm just stressed since I haven't had my period in three months". It's based on the following observations.
1) A young single girl with huge knockers will attract pretty much any guy over age 15
2) A single girl with huge knockers who acts like a complete bitch chronically will only repel 20% of guys, and that number drops in relation to her bra size
2) A single girl with huge knockers and a kid will repel roughly 90% of those guys
3) But a single girl who "may or may not be pregnant" will repel roughly 99.8% of guys, and the only ones who might still be interested are frankly too freakin' weird to ever worry about. No guy in his right mind would start a relationship or even desire a fling with someone who he thinks has been plugged fairly recently, particularly one who'll start ballooning in a matter of weeks and may vomit profusely at any moment.

So here are my two questions.
FOR THE GIRLS - Is the whole idea of "be up front and honest" hopelessly idealistic as I believe, or is it really the best policy even if the guy is a weirdo?
FOR THE GUYS - Can you think of anything else besides my idea that would be a bigger one- or two-line repellent than what I came up with?

FOR THE GIRLS - Is the whole idea of "be up front and honest" hopelessly idealistic as I believe, or is it really the best policy even if the guy is a weirdo?

I don't think it's idealistic, but rather realistic. The girl should just be bitchy and plainspoken as possible. There should be no doubt that she is not interested in him and wants to be left alone by this guy.
And that...well...women can be vicious creatures!

Fuck Off usually works for me. They run away crying and people think its pretty brutal but it gets the job done.

Just tell him to F Off in front of people!

Restraining order FTW

Gun and bullet in head. 60% of the time it works every time.

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this works but I don't think he's interested in going to jail.

darbypitcher22 wrote: ^^^^

this works but I don't think he's interested in going to jail.

That's only if you get caught, Rookie.

I don't think I'd have the balls to do something like that.

If this guy was a "true" stalker, neither of those scenarios would work. Obviously he's just a dude that's puttin' to much effort into a girl that doesn't want him!

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the more likely scenario.

se-alum wrote: If this guy was a "true" stalker, neither of those scenarios would work. Obviously he's just a dude that's puttin' to much effort into a girl that doesn't want him!

Thos guys are such idiots. Everyone (that has been laid) knows that to get a girl to want you, you have to act un-interested. Maybe even be a bit of an asshole. as iluvs stated, she has only dated assholes, so obviously that works.

Chicks don't want the guy that is overly nice and that they can walk all over. They want a guy that is a bit of a challenge. It's in their DNA.

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see, I've never understood this, and I hate it, because I'm one of those nice guys that finishes last.

I have expert knowledge in this area....but unfortunately it's being the creep/stalker so I can't help ya here.

you can stalk me anytime Fab.

Well you're not anywhere near 50 years old so don't count on it.

darbypitcher22 wrote: ^^^^

see, I've never understood this, and I hate it, because I'm one of those nice guys that finishes last.

See, I was once like that when I was younger and in high school. Then about my junior year of high school, I realized that these girls all liked older guys because they weren't nice to them. A decade later and I have never had trouble getting the girl I want. Granted I am not an asshole always to them, you just have to be a bit of a dick in the beginning, it sparks their interest. Not a dick like insult them, but a little cocky. Try it, it'll work, trust me.

Don't act like you want them at all and they'll be begging you to step on their mound and throw out the first pitch!

Its the ones that are complete Dbags that still have them coming back for more I don't understand. I've tried to play coy and not interested to draw them in and I lose em.

darbypitcher22 wrote: Its the ones that are complete Dbags that still have them coming back for more I don't understand. I've tried to play coy and not interested to draw them in and I lose em.

Yeah, I know what you mean about the D-bags. I don't understand that either. Once I know the girl is interested and wants to date I start treating her like a queen. Then she thinks she's changed you from being a dick to treating her like a queen.

key phrase "she thinks". Of course, there are guys I know that CAN turn a ho into a housewife and vice versa

Dwccrew... I don't ONLY date assholes lol... I finally managed to find one who treats me like gold, yet doesn't let me walk all over him... It all works out in the end!

As for this situation... She's probably doing SOMETHING to lead him on in some way shape or form... She needs to just tell him to F off, and avoid all contact.

iluvz wrote: Dwccrew... I don't ONLY date assholes lol... I finally managed to find one who treats me like gold, yet doesn't let me walk all over him... It all works out in the end!

As for this situation... She's probably doing SOMETHING to lead him on in some way shape or form... She needs to just tell him to F off, and avoid all contact.

She's fairly blunt and has no problems telling people to slag off, so I have a difficult time believing that she'd have dealt with this guy in any manner other than that.

I'm a dick to just about everyone I meet and I gets no ass. what gives dwc?

I don't think I could ever be a stalker. I'm just way too lazy.

I'm pretty sure that's about the quickest one/two liner to get somebody to run for the hills.