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Be Nice

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Mar 3, 2010 12:27 AM
It happened right in front of me at Walmarts a few days ago. The guy must have been 80 years old. Probably never heard it. Maybe felt the vibration. Myself, wife and the lady in back of her headed for a new check-out counter quicker than you could say..."did he shit his pants?"
Mar 3, 2010 12:27am
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Chesapeake

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Mar 3, 2010 2:55 AM
We were on the double decker bus in Vegas called the Deuce and all the seats were taken plus there were people 3 wide ass to ass throughout the aisle.

My mom has stomach problems and let out one of the nastiest farts ya ever smelled.

I didn't know it was her at first but it cleared out everybody that was standing anywhere near us.

I looked toward the back of the bus to see where all those people went and they were gone!

My mom went on to make it to the bathroom without dropping a deuce on the Deuce.
Mar 3, 2010 2:55am
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RedRider1

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Mar 3, 2010 7:30 AM
Elevator farts are the best, but become classic when the doors open and someone is waiting to get on...and you're exiting.

Yep, I'm that guy.

Anytime you can tear one off and people around you are none the wiser, it's a good day.
Mar 3, 2010 7:30am
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fortfan

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Mar 3, 2010 7:48 AM
Everybody farts in Wal-Mart. I was looking at cereal once when a woman with a little boy in her cart walked up near me. the boy pointed at a cereal he wanted on the bottom shelf. When she bent over-I thought I heard something...the little boy laughed and said "Mommy farted!!. She turned all red...and got out of there quick!
Mar 3, 2010 7:48am
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rookie_j70

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Mar 3, 2010 7:55 AM
the worst is holding them in. just last saturday night i was hanging out with this girl i like, her friend and her friends boyfriend. anyways were at her friends house watching a movie. i had to fart so bad, but didnt want to do it in front of the girl i like. had that sucker in for an hour and a half. once i got to my car i just let i go...felt so good
Mar 3, 2010 7:55am
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Be Nice

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Mar 3, 2010 10:35 AM
^^^funny stuff.
Mar 3, 2010 10:35am
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Belly35

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Mar 3, 2010 10:52 AM
No ...... ripping in piblic is not right ...that wrong on so many levels ...... plus if you don't have your dog with you who will you blame
Mar 3, 2010 10:52am
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Goldenboy26

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Mar 3, 2010 11:15 AM
not on purpose, but if it slips out oh well. I know some guys that do in the middle of a store just to see peoples reactions as they walk down an aise
Mar 3, 2010 11:15am
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Shane Falco

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Mar 3, 2010 2:29 PM
Yep!

The best one to do is when you are shopping with someone (wife) sneak out a silent one then walk away as sombody else approches so that they think she did it!;)
Mar 3, 2010 2:29pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 3, 2010 2:33 PM
It depends, love crop dusting people though!!
Mar 3, 2010 2:33pm
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Nate

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Mar 3, 2010 2:40 PM
Fab1b wrote: It depends, love crop dusting people though!!
Crop dusting is absolutely awesome. At home I blame it on the baby. Girlfriend doesn't fall for it though.
Mar 3, 2010 2:40pm
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ts1227

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Mar 3, 2010 2:47 PM
If I'm somewhere like Walmart, I definitely just let them fly.
Mar 3, 2010 2:47pm
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4cards

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Mar 3, 2010 2:48 PM
...I live walking down an aisle when nobody else is there and let a nasty one loose. You just hang near the end to see what people do when they walk past where I just spread my scent…..Priceless!
Mar 3, 2010 2:48pm
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j_crazy

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Mar 3, 2010 2:57 PM
kind of related.

I've been dropping bombs in my office since like 12:00. 2 days of boozing in New Orleans come back to haunt me. Honest to God I've had to clear out twice.
Mar 3, 2010 2:57pm
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LJ

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Mar 3, 2010 2:58 PM
usually everywhere. I didn't at the OSU game last night though.
Mar 3, 2010 2:58pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 3, 2010 3:01 PM
At work my office houses two people in my department here in Jax. I work with an older lady but after 315pm, thru 11pm its just me, so if anyone walks in after she leaves they get what they get!!
Mar 3, 2010 3:01pm
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Timber

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Mar 3, 2010 3:15 PM
Best display I have heard about... Buddies went to Morton's Steakhouse (upscale) after drinking all day at a sporting event. One was completely hammered and just continued to lean to his side... and let 'em fly as loud and as long as possible. The waiter came over and told him that he was not able to do that here... please stop. My friend wanted to disappear that night as our buddy continued the unmerciful onslaught. LOL
Mar 3, 2010 3:15pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 3, 2010 7:58 PM
Just finished off dinner at the Olive Garden, chicken parm and about 3 plates of salad. That salad is running it's course, no one needs to come in my office between now and 11pm!
Mar 3, 2010 7:58pm
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bcubed

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Mar 3, 2010 8:12 PM
Belly35 wrote: No ...... ripping in piblic is not right ...that wrong on so many levels ...... plus if you don't have your dog with you who will you blame
You blame it on the wife or kids! Why else would you get married and have those little ankle biters?
Mar 3, 2010 8:12pm