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One of the funniest ones I've ever read.

Who cares

LMAO!!

mtrulz wrote: Who cares

A very witty, and original response! Might have even worked with, "I know you are, but what am I." Or perhaps even, "I'm rubber, your glue..."

Well done, son. Well done. A perfect 10 in terms of responses.

Nice!!!

That's pretty good...the Glock is my favorite.

This might be funnier than textsfromlastnight

mtrulz wrote: Who cares

Why do you insist on being such a douche?

The disguised weapons is one of the funniest ones for sure. I have been reading these for the last 6 or so months. Def hilarious

LOL!!!!

Make sure you don't disguise something as a Mt Dew bottle

That was absolutely hilarious. The one with the kittens being fed to the tiger was great too, and I loved the line about how he broke his phone because he forgot to take his pants off before he got into the bath.

What a terrific site.

Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:

Hi Joe,

Is the wood chipper still for sale?

Thanks,

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

Yes, I still have the wood chipper.

From Me to Joe ******:

I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

I don't see why not. What are you using it for?

From Me to Joe ******:

Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.

From Me to Joe ******:

Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

.......................................wow. No.

From Me to Joe ******:

Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.

From Me to Joe ******:

I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.

Mike

Funny, very funny.

hahah funny as shit

lol awesome

Based on the threads title I thought it was an email from you not a link to a site like that.

The tissue box shotgun was my fave.

GOAT website

the plastic cup glock was very believable