Elton John Says Jesus was a Gay Man

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dwccrew
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Feb 18, 2010 11:35pm
dlazz wrote: Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.

Oh yeah, I went there.
And you will now go here, but that is funny.


Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
Billions of people do this, not just millions.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 18, 2010 11:39pm
I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
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Sonofanump
Feb 18, 2010 11:40pm
...and someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
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dwccrew
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Feb 18, 2010 11:43pm
Strapping Young Lad wrote: I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
No clue man. I have no idea what or why some people think the things they do. It does seem hyprocritical at times. Religion that is.
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 18, 2010 11:49pm
Upper90 wrote: Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.

"Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

I'm terrified for what America will say about this.

Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
Does he mean from the local's pitchforks or our bombs?
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 18, 2010 11:50pm
LOL^^^ The righties are gonna be pissy about that one....
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UA5straightin2008
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Feb 19, 2010 12:03am
Be Nice wrote: Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
couldnt help but LOL as this :D
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Ghmothwdwhso
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Feb 19, 2010 1:48am
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
That's what Jesus said........
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dwccrew
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Feb 19, 2010 2:09am
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Feb 19, 2010 2:24am
Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
Win.
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Feb 19, 2010 4:47am
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
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Shane Falco
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Feb 19, 2010 5:59am
Who is this john guy you guys are talking about?
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4cards
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Feb 19, 2010 8:31am
believer wrote:
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
...If Elton John has herpes, blame Derek Jeter
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Feb 19, 2010 2:16pm
he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
My verdict:

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Feb 19, 2010 4:43pm
j_crazy wrote: he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
My verdict:

I don't buy that Jesus didn't have children. If he was a typical, heterosexual Jewish male, as I am told, he would have married and had children. That is what you did back in the day.

But if he was gay, I don't think that's a big deal either.
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Little Danny
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Feb 19, 2010 8:35pm
So did the monks misinterpret Mary Magdelene for Marty Fagdelene?