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Tinkertrain
Posts: 407
Feb 18, 2010 7:37pm
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html
This is surely going to help Elton's record sales in the bible belt! LMFAO!!!!!!!
This is surely going to help Elton's record sales in the bible belt! LMFAO!!!!!!!
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
Feb 18, 2010 7:38pm
LOL
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Feb 18, 2010 7:43pm
Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.
"Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."
I'm terrified for what America will say about this.
Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
"Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."
I'm terrified for what America will say about this.
Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
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cat_lover
Posts: 2,388
Feb 18, 2010 7:44pm
Jesus says the same thing about Elton John.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Feb 18, 2010 7:45pm
All the priest scandals suddenly come into focus...
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Feb 18, 2010 7:46pm
Hay-sus? The guy down at McDonalds? I don't believe it.
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Manhattan Buckeye
Posts: 7,566
Feb 18, 2010 7:47pm
I think most people that enjoy his music realize the guy is a little "out there" to say the least, it is just Elton being Elton.
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Gobuckeyes1
Posts: 497
Feb 18, 2010 7:47pm
Yeah, this is going to go over well...
I really don't know why anyone cares what Elton John thinks about religion, but you know there will be boycotts, death threats, and all kinds of fun stuff in the next few days.
I really don't know why anyone cares what Elton John thinks about religion, but you know there will be boycotts, death threats, and all kinds of fun stuff in the next few days.
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Feb 18, 2010 8:00pm
If there's a record burning, I want in. Not because I care one way or another about his opinions.
I've just got some records I want to get rid of, and I think that could be a fun and exciting place to meet people while doing so.
Plus, it could be an easy way to get a free copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
I've just got some records I want to get rid of, and I think that could be a fun and exciting place to meet people while doing so.
Plus, it could be an easy way to get a free copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Feb 18, 2010 8:04pm
I like Jesus very much... but he no help with curveball....
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Feb 18, 2010 8:50pm
what are you talking about?ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
Ankle Breaker
Posts: 398
Feb 18, 2010 9:08pm
I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Feb 18, 2010 9:09pm
I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?ccrunner609 wrote:DeyDurkie5 wrote:what are you talking about?ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Feb 18, 2010 9:26pm
Bill Clintonccrunner609 wrote:DeyDurkie5 wrote:what are you talking about?ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
Al Gore
Charles Barkley
Jim Brown
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Feb 18, 2010 9:26pm
I mean who knows, jesus had a weird obsession with cleansing men's feet...ccrunner609 wrote:DeyDurkie5 wrote:I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?ccrunner609 wrote:DeyDurkie5 wrote:what are you talking about?ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
He cant be that crazy.
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Mr Pat
Posts: 519
Feb 18, 2010 10:16pm
Elton John is a weirdo.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Feb 18, 2010 10:17pm
Gay or not, Jesus had some killer abs! Must have been a low-carb last supper I guess
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Feb 18, 2010 10:22pm
maybe Elton and Jesus can go on a dream vacation to Palm Springs
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 18, 2010 10:24pm
I doubt the bible belt was really where Elton was selling records to begin with.Tinkertrain wrote: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html
This is surely going to help Elton's record sales in the bible belt! LMFAO!!!!!!!
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Feb 18, 2010 11:25pm
I guess Jesus and Justincredible have more in common than their names being shortened to "JC", then. Whodathunkit?
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 18, 2010 11:27pm
Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.
Oh yeah, I went there.
Oh yeah, I went there.
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Feb 18, 2010 11:27pm
Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
Strapping Young Lad
Posts: 2,453
Feb 18, 2010 11:30pm
Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.
But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Feb 18, 2010 11:30pm
Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?
tk421
Posts: 8,500
Feb 18, 2010 11:32pm
I'm sorry, but that just won't fly. Don't you know that JC was a straight blue eyed white guy. Anything else is blasphemy! How dare you!pnhasbeen wrote: Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?
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