Elton John Says Jesus was a Gay Man

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Feb 18, 2010 11:35 PM
dlazz wrote: Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.

Oh yeah, I went there.
And you will now go here, but that is funny.


Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
Billions of people do this, not just millions.
Feb 18, 2010 11:35pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:39 PM
I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
Feb 18, 2010 11:39pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:40 PM
...and someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear.
Feb 18, 2010 11:40pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:43 PM
Strapping Young Lad wrote: I gotta believe that only some of them actually believe it tho. Some are only Christian by tradition nowdays. Right????
No clue man. I have no idea what or why some people think the things they do. It does seem hyprocritical at times. Religion that is.
Feb 18, 2010 11:43pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:49 PM
Upper90 wrote: Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.

"Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

I'm terrified for what America will say about this.

Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
Does he mean from the local's pitchforks or our bombs?
Feb 18, 2010 11:49pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:50 PM
LOL^^^ The righties are gonna be pissy about that one....
Feb 18, 2010 11:50pm
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Feb 19, 2010 12:03 AM
Be Nice wrote: Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
couldnt help but LOL as this :D
Feb 19, 2010 12:03am
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Feb 19, 2010 1:48 AM
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
That's what Jesus said........
Feb 19, 2010 1:48am
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Feb 19, 2010 2:24 AM
Strapping Young Lad wrote: Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
Win.
Feb 19, 2010 2:24am
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Feb 19, 2010 4:47 AM
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
Feb 19, 2010 4:47am
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Feb 19, 2010 5:59 AM
Who is this john guy you guys are talking about?
Feb 19, 2010 5:59am
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Feb 19, 2010 8:31 AM
believer wrote:
Ankle Breaker wrote: I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile.
AIDS and herpes simplex 2 will do that to a person.
...If Elton John has herpes, blame Derek Jeter
Feb 19, 2010 8:31am
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Feb 19, 2010 2:16 PM
he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
My verdict:

Feb 19, 2010 2:16pm
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Feb 19, 2010 4:43 PM
j_crazy wrote: he had no kids and 12 male best friends who to my knowledge were "celibate".
My verdict:

I don't buy that Jesus didn't have children. If he was a typical, heterosexual Jewish male, as I am told, he would have married and had children. That is what you did back in the day.

But if he was gay, I don't think that's a big deal either.
Feb 19, 2010 4:43pm
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Feb 19, 2010 8:35 PM
So did the monks misinterpret Mary Magdelene for Marty Fagdelene?
Feb 19, 2010 8:35pm