Elton John Says Jesus was a Gay Man

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Feb 18, 2010 7:38 PM
LOL
Feb 18, 2010 7:38pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:43 PM
Hahahaha, Oh, Elton.

"Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

I'm terrified for what America will say about this.

Terrified is an obvious exaggeration.
Feb 18, 2010 7:43pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:44 PM
Jesus says the same thing about Elton John.
Feb 18, 2010 7:44pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:45 PM
All the priest scandals suddenly come into focus...
Feb 18, 2010 7:45pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:46 PM
Hay-sus? The guy down at McDonalds? I don't believe it.
Feb 18, 2010 7:46pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:47 PM
I think most people that enjoy his music realize the guy is a little "out there" to say the least, it is just Elton being Elton.
Feb 18, 2010 7:47pm
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Feb 18, 2010 7:47 PM
Yeah, this is going to go over well...

I really don't know why anyone cares what Elton John thinks about religion, but you know there will be boycotts, death threats, and all kinds of fun stuff in the next few days.
Feb 18, 2010 7:47pm
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Feb 18, 2010 8:00 PM
If there's a record burning, I want in. Not because I care one way or another about his opinions.

I've just got some records I want to get rid of, and I think that could be a fun and exciting place to meet people while doing so.

Plus, it could be an easy way to get a free copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
Feb 18, 2010 8:00pm
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Feb 18, 2010 8:04 PM
I like Jesus very much... but he no help with curveball....
Feb 18, 2010 8:04pm
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Feb 18, 2010 8:50 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
what are you talking about?
Feb 18, 2010 8:50pm
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Feb 18, 2010 9:08 PM
I like Elton's music but I think he's getting senile. What an idiotic position to take.
Feb 18, 2010 9:08pm
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Feb 18, 2010 9:09 PM
ccrunner609 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
what are you talking about?

Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?
Feb 18, 2010 9:09pm
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Feb 18, 2010 9:26 PM
ccrunner609 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
what are you talking about?

Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Charles Barkley
Jim Brown
Feb 18, 2010 9:26pm
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Feb 18, 2010 9:26 PM
ccrunner609 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: Does Elton feel that his fame is slipping that much?
what are you talking about?

Famous people develop a complex about being noticed and many will say and do crazy stuff to stay in any form of limelight they can generate.
I mean, maybe he just actually believes it and the media reported it because it's elton john?


He cant be that crazy.
I mean who knows, jesus had a weird obsession with cleansing men's feet...
Feb 18, 2010 9:26pm
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Feb 18, 2010 10:16 PM
Elton John is a weirdo.
Feb 18, 2010 10:16pm
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Feb 18, 2010 10:17 PM
Gay or not, Jesus had some killer abs! Must have been a low-carb last supper I guess
Feb 18, 2010 10:17pm
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Feb 18, 2010 10:22 PM
maybe Elton and Jesus can go on a dream vacation to Palm Springs
Feb 18, 2010 10:22pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:25 PM
I guess Jesus and Justincredible have more in common than their names being shortened to "JC", then. Whodathunkit?
Feb 18, 2010 11:25pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:27 PM
Makes sense. I mean he had holes in his hands.

Oh yeah, I went there.
Feb 18, 2010 11:27pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:27 PM
Elton John is gay? When did this happen?
Feb 18, 2010 11:27pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:30 PM
Millions of people base their whole world-view on the idea that Jesus was a god-man, died, rose from the dead, then sky-rocketed into heaven and will return again to raise the dead.

But Elton's crazy for thinking Jesus was gay.......
Feb 18, 2010 11:30pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:30 PM
Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?
Feb 18, 2010 11:30pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:32 PM
pnhasbeen wrote: Maybe Jesus was gay? Lot's of old Romans were gay. Why is it so crazy to think that JC didn't go both ways?
I'm sorry, but that just won't fly. Don't you know that JC was a straight blue eyed white guy. Anything else is blasphemy! How dare you!

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Feb 18, 2010 11:32pm