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cam93

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Feb 12, 2010 11:23 PM
idk if it counts as mean but i like this one, woman spelled backwards is kitchen, who would have guessed haha....anyone else list your jokes
Feb 12, 2010 11:23pm
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BRF

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Feb 12, 2010 11:29 PM
A large woman went to the doctor. After the examination, the woman says "What do you think?" The doctor says, "Well, you're too fat". The woman says, "How dare you say that to me. I want a second opinion!". The doctor says:


"OK.....................you're ugly, too!"
Feb 12, 2010 11:29pm
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Feb 12, 2010 11:33 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: Do you know what you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she has been told 2 times and didnt listen.
What do you tell the women in a Battered Women's Shelter?


Nothing, the bitches just don't listen!
Feb 12, 2010 11:33pm
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bigkahuna

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Feb 13, 2010 1:42 AM
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?















Because she was a woman



100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'

I said "No."

The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
Feb 13, 2010 1:42am
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rookie_j70

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Feb 13, 2010 6:24 AM
why cant steven wonder see his friends?

cause he's married
Feb 13, 2010 6:24am
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Gobuckeyes1

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Feb 13, 2010 8:40 AM
If a tree falls in a forest, and a woman is there to hear it, what the hell is the woman doing out of the kitchen?
Feb 13, 2010 8:40am
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pmoney25

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Feb 13, 2010 9:07 AM
bigkahuna wrote: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?















Because she was a woman



100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'

I said "No."

The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
LOL, Wow that is so wrong but hilarious
Feb 13, 2010 9:07am
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 13, 2010 11:19 AM
A very ugly woman walks into the store with her two kids ages 3 and 10. The store keeper says "I didn't know you had twins."

The woman replies "they are 7 years apart why do you think they are twins ?"

The store keeper says, "I just can't imagine anyone fucking you twice."
Feb 13, 2010 11:19am
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Feb 13, 2010 11:27 AM
may be a little soon but...

Did you hear about the new Haitian Boy Band?









Its called the New Blocks on the Kids
Feb 13, 2010 11:27am
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Woollums9

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Feb 13, 2010 11:33 AM
why do women never wear watches?









there are clocks on the stove
Feb 13, 2010 11:33am
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Society

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Feb 13, 2010 11:47 AM
bigkahuna wrote: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?















Because she was a woman



100% True-A kid at school asked me "Mr. S, do you know how Michael J. Fox drinks his milk?'

I said "No."

The kid (An 8th grader) picks up his cup and puts it towards his mouth and shakes so bad that he spills it everywhere. I had to walk out of the room to laugh.
That's a good one.
Feb 13, 2010 11:47am
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UA5straightin2008

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Feb 13, 2010 3:51 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: A very ugly woman walks into the store with her two kids ages 3 and 10. The store keeper says "I didn't know you had twins."

The woman replies "they are 7 years apart why do you think they are twins ?"

The store keeper says, "I just can't imagine anyone fucking you twice."
osuturfman wrote: The ugliest woman in the world is checking out at the store with her two kids. The clerk looks at the kids and asks her if they are twins. She replies "they're 8 and 12, of course they're not twins. The clerk says "I just didn't believe anybody would fuck you more than once."
good one bro, where did you hear that from?
Feb 13, 2010 3:51pm
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osuturfman

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Feb 13, 2010 3:59 PM
eh, i must have missed it.

ok here's one for the golfers.

Golfer comes home after his round, walks in the door and punches his wife in the face. She gets up and says "What the hell was that for?". The golfer replies "I've been hitting everything fat all day."
Feb 13, 2010 3:59pm
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osudarby08

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Feb 13, 2010 5:35 PM
want to hear a joke?

women's rights.




why dont women need umbrellas?

because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.



and heres a really mean one:

whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


the pizza doesn't scream when it gets put into the oven.
Feb 13, 2010 5:35pm
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Al Capone

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Feb 13, 2010 6:12 PM
What's the easiest way to get a Bengal players autograph?










Take his handcuffs off.:shy::rolleyes:;):D
Feb 13, 2010 6:12pm
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BRF

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Feb 13, 2010 6:16 PM
Dad says to son: Son, stop "pleasuring yourself", it'll make you go blind.

Son says: I'm over here, Dad.



It's not really mean, but I like it.
Feb 13, 2010 6:16pm
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gerb131

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Feb 13, 2010 6:30 PM
Pittsburgh Steeler kicker Jeff Reed was arrested for beating up a towel dispenser, its ok though he was told to pick on someone his own size.

When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie.
Feb 13, 2010 6:30pm
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stroups

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Feb 13, 2010 7:37 PM
I broke up with my Hatian girlfriend last month


She was crushed
Feb 13, 2010 7:37pm