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krambman

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Feb 12, 2010 1:05 PM
Hamp89 wrote:
FatHobbit wrote:
krambman wrote: The fact that he didn't wash his hands grosses me out more than him not wiping. I can kind of understand that you may not always wash your hands if you're the only one in the bathroom, but I'll never understand people who don't wash up when other people are in there. Especially if someone's standing there washing your hands. So gross! This is why I open the door when leaving with a paper towel if I can.
Wait, how does it make it ok to not wash your hands when nobody else is there?
LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Fuckin nasty.
I'm not saying it's okay to not wash your hands when no one else is in the bathroom. You should always wash your hands, but if you're someone who doesn't find it necessary to wash them after using the toilet, I could understand not washing them if you're alone, but if there are other people I don't understand how you'd want to publicly embarrass yourself by not washing your hands after.
Feb 12, 2010 1:05pm
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4cards

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Feb 12, 2010 1:18 PM
...I think I have these stories beat.

I was on the Ohio Tunpike and stopped for a quick pee & to grab a coffee. I go into the Mens Room and there is just one guy in a stall dropping a deuce & it's like rancid. So I do my business and head over t o wash my hands & the dude (stinky truck driver) walks out of the stall with a meal box of fried chicken he had bought there and had been eating it while taking a crap. I was ready to puke when the dude just walked out without washing his hands.

I never got the coffee, I just got out of there as fast as my car would go!
Feb 12, 2010 1:18pm
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Sykotyk

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Feb 12, 2010 1:28 PM
In Indiana, I walked in on a guy jerking it at a urinal with his pants around his ankles. Don't know why he couldn't have at least had the courtesy to use a toilet stall. Disgusting.

Sykotyk
Feb 12, 2010 1:28pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Feb 12, 2010 1:35 PM
Maybe one of the splashes shot water up into his ass and therefore no need to wipe....
Feb 12, 2010 1:35pm
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4cards

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Feb 12, 2010 1:50 PM
Sykotyk wrote: In Indiana, I walked in on a guy jerking it at a urinal with his pants around his ankles. Don't know why he couldn't have at least had the courtesy to use a toilet stall. Disgusting.

Sykotyk
He was waiting for someone to CUM pop him in his ass & double his pleasure.
Feb 12, 2010 1:50pm
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OneBuckeye

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Feb 12, 2010 3:02 PM
Maybe he pinched one off clean. Its happend before... you still have to check.
Feb 12, 2010 3:02pm
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gerb131

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Feb 12, 2010 3:31 PM
Sounds like 4Cards has been up to his tricks trying to give people the ol Stockton to Malone again.
OneBuckeye, Ghost poopie is extremely rare though.
Feb 12, 2010 3:31pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Feb 12, 2010 3:37 PM
Ah yes, the old Bonar to Butts.....(I actually heard this one time on a highlight reel, local news).
Feb 12, 2010 3:37pm
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stwest30

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Feb 12, 2010 4:15 PM
maybe he had 'wet-wipes' in his pocket, that's why you didn't hear him messing with the tp
Feb 12, 2010 4:15pm
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Foul Tip

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Feb 13, 2010 7:50 AM
Maybe he used the old Russian shirt tail method.
Feb 13, 2010 7:50am
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homefield

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Feb 13, 2010 11:29 PM
Did you ever think that he may have already had the toilet paper in his hand waiting to finish before you even walked in and stuck your ear to his stall door?
Feb 13, 2010 11:29pm
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j_crazy

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Apr 8, 2010 4:11 PM
Update.

Was just in the bathroom and this guy was in there pooping today. I clearly heard him using TP.

My theory is he was in a hellacious hurry that day and had no time to wipe. I've been in situations where I've had to make the call. I've been late for a few meetings.
Apr 8, 2010 4:11pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 8, 2010 4:12 PM
Always have wet wipes on hand!! Mud Butt is the worst!
Apr 8, 2010 4:12pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Apr 8, 2010 4:15 PM
Perhaps he simply pooped either #1 (the Ghost Shit) or #2 (the Clean Shit) below:

Apr 8, 2010 4:15pm