Since I now live in Michigan, I had to see what people in my area code were doing...

If this has happened to you.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(734):

i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.


EPIC FAIL!!
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(610):
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.

(610):
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"

LMAO

(860):you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer

lmao

(805):you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

Absolutely disgusting.....yet hilarious at the same time!

(205):
You better have your party panties on Saturday!

(1-205):
Why only Saturday?

(205):
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri