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Laley23

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Feb 10, 2010 11:56 AM
http://textsfromlastnight.com/

I know we used to have a good thread going of these on the old huddle. I just read one that made me almost cry and thought Id start up another thread.

(949):Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

(1-949):are you seriously doing this over text message

(949):hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

Some of these are great. Im sure some are fake, but a good portion are just too ridiculous to be made up.

http://textsfromlastnight.com/
Feb 10, 2010 11:56am
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 10, 2010 11:58 AM
I see this site as something that is 100% made up.
Feb 10, 2010 11:58am
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Laley23

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Feb 10, 2010 12:00 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: I see this site as something that is 100% made up.
I dont know about 100%. I know of some people who have had their texts show up. Not to mention some texts Ive received/sent are as bad/outrageous as these are.

Ill give you that I think a lot of them seem to be more of events that took place and the person may not have sent the text, rather told it the next morning etc. But the principle is still in place, imo.
Feb 10, 2010 12:00pm
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Leonardo

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Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Feb 10, 2010 1:46pm
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Leonardo

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Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Feb 10, 2010 1:46pm
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Leonardo

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Feb 10, 2010 1:47 PM
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
Feb 10, 2010 1:47pm
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se-alum

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Feb 10, 2010 1:47 PM
It's a great time killing website!
Feb 10, 2010 1:47pm
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trackandccrunner

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Feb 10, 2010 1:59 PM
Haha I love this site... And I agree that some don't seem real but I've had some friends who texts have made it on their. And I agree that some might just be stuff you say to a person and not an actual text.
Feb 10, 2010 1:59pm
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Laley23

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Feb 10, 2010 2:03 PM
(757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Feb 10, 2010 2:03pm
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se-alum

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Feb 10, 2010 2:04 PM
I don't care if they're fake or not, they're still funny!
Feb 10, 2010 2:04pm
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Nate

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Feb 10, 2010 2:08 PM
Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ROFLMAO
Feb 10, 2010 2:08pm
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Feb 10, 2010 2:10 PM
se-alum wrote: I don't care if they're fake or not, they're still funny!
This.
Feb 10, 2010 2:10pm
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Feb 10, 2010 2:50 PM
Keebler wrote:
Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ROFLMAO
+1
Feb 10, 2010 2:50pm
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trackandccrunner

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Feb 10, 2010 2:53 PM
Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.
Feb 10, 2010 2:53pm
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Nate

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Feb 10, 2010 3:19 PM
McTools ^
Feb 10, 2010 3:19pm
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Feb 10, 2010 5:07 PM
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Feb 10, 2010 5:07pm
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Nate

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Feb 10, 2010 5:09 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: (907):
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
LOL
Feb 10, 2010 5:09pm
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2010 5:37 PM
(903):

Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.

(1-314):

Me specifically?

(903):

Yep.
Feb 10, 2010 5:37pm
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bigkahuna

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Feb 10, 2010 5:40 PM
(419):

Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.

Thank you Ohio
Feb 10, 2010 5:40pm
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Laley23

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Feb 10, 2010 6:19 PM
(707):he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

(1-707):logic in its finest

This sounds eerily familiar to what happened to one of my roommates a couple years ago in college, lol.
Feb 10, 2010 6:19pm
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trackandccrunner

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Feb 10, 2010 6:24 PM
bigkahuna wrote: (419):

Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.

Thank you Ohio
Haha I remember reading that one and I was like I hope its not anyone I know....
Feb 10, 2010 6:24pm
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darbypitcher22

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Feb 10, 2010 6:50 PM
some real good ones on the front page right now...

(308):
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies
Feb 10, 2010 6:50pm
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Leonardo

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Feb 10, 2010 10:20 PM
trackandccrunner wrote:
bigkahuna wrote: (419):

Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.

Thank you Ohio
Haha I remember reading that one and I was like I hope its not anyone I know....
Same here!
Feb 10, 2010 10:20pm
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Feb 10, 2010 11:11 PM
trackandccrunner wrote:
Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.
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Feb 10, 2010 11:11pm
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Nate

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Feb 11, 2010 8:46 AM
mexappeal12 wrote:
trackandccrunner wrote:
Laley23 wrote: (757):At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hahaha This reminds me of 5 years ago when I was a sophmore in College me and 3 of my friends went to McD's and when we asked for something we said Mc in front of it(McKetchup, McNapkins, etc.) it was pretty funny and the chick who took our order wasnt that bad looking and she got a kick out of it.
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Feb 11, 2010 8:46am