Anyone Ever Been Hypnotized?

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Jan 28, 2010 4:38 PM
I downloaded a hypnosis mp3 to help me deal with some things, and I just sat through the first session this afternoon.

I felt really relaxed through the whole thing. Here's to hoping it works out.

Anyone else been hypnotized to help you get through something? How'd it work for you?
Jan 28, 2010 4:38pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:40 PM
It got me through a night at the Funny Bone. Dude had us quacking like ducks, walking like dogs, all sorts of stuff. I know it doesn't relate to your situation but it can definitely be done.
Good luck with whats bothering you.
Jan 28, 2010 4:40pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:42 PM
I've watched Stir of Echoes.

In other words, no. I'm not dealing with any freaky ghost shit!
Jan 28, 2010 4:42pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:45 PM
About two years ago, i was at a club and this chick had a set of knockers that she shook in fornt of may face for about 5 minutes.

For the next two weeks, every time I closed my eyes or blinked...all that I cout see were those knockers.

I guess I was hypnotized... Or maybe it was a daywalking wet dream.
Jan 28, 2010 4:45pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:50 PM
my aunt used it to quit smoking and swears by it. of course ever since then when the doorbell rings she takes her clothes off and pisses in her potted plants, but that's just a side effect.
Jan 28, 2010 4:50pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:51 PM
gerb131 wrote: It got me through a night at the Funny Bone. Dude had us quacking like ducks, walking like dogs, all sorts of stuff. I know it doesn't relate to your situation but it can definitely be done.
Good luck with whats bothering you.
You must have been there for J. Medicine Hat. If so, he puts on a damn good show.
Jan 28, 2010 4:51pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:52 PM
Never. i'd be kind of scared not knowing what I was doing under somebody else's control
Jan 28, 2010 4:52pm
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Jan 28, 2010 4:58 PM
gerb131 wrote: Good luck with whats bothering you.
Thanks man. It's nothing major. Just suffering from a huge bit of writer's block and...because of that...some confidence issues. These sessions are supposed to help with my creativity and restore confidence. We'll see if it works.
Jan 28, 2010 4:58pm
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Jan 28, 2010 5:01 PM
sherm03 wrote:
gerb131 wrote: Good luck with whats bothering you.
Thanks man. It's nothing major. Just suffering from a huge bit of writer's block and...because of that...some confidence issues. These sessions are supposed to help with my creativity and restore confidence. We'll see if it works.
Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Jan 28, 2010 5:01pm
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Jan 28, 2010 5:04 PM
Devils Advocate wrote: About two years ago, i was at a club and this chick had a set of knockers that she shook in fornt of may face for about 5 minutes....
Same thing kind of happened to me about 8 years ago at an OSU football party. Only for me, it made me cuss and sound like a drunken sailor... it was NOT a good thing!!!

:s

oh, and tippy...

Keep your eyes on the watch and repeat after me... "I am not thirsty"... "I am not thirsty"... "I am not thirsty"...

:rolleyes:

:D
Jan 28, 2010 5:04pm
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Jan 28, 2010 5:21 PM
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society.
Jan 28, 2010 5:21pm
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Jan 28, 2010 5:29 PM
sherm03 wrote:
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society.
Ha Ha Ha! See...you made me laugh there. You're improving already.
Jan 28, 2010 5:29pm
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Jan 28, 2010 5:30 PM
yeah, some guy at school came and did it. it was cool
Jan 28, 2010 5:30pm
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Jan 28, 2010 9:44 PM
i don't think i could be hypnotized because the whole time i'd be fighting it to prove that i couldn't be hypnotized
Jan 28, 2010 9:44pm
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Jan 29, 2010 12:30 PM
sherm03 wrote:
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.
Fixed it for you
Jan 29, 2010 12:30pm
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Jan 29, 2010 12:35 PM
smoke a dooooobie, it will enlighten the creative thinking in your brizaine
Jan 29, 2010 12:35pm
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Jan 29, 2010 12:35 PM
Unrelated to anything mentioned in here...



Sherm, are you scheduled in the Dayton area any time soon?
Jan 29, 2010 12:35pm
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Jan 29, 2010 1:02 PM
sej wrote: Unrelated to anything mentioned in here...



Sherm, are you scheduled in the Dayton area any time soon?
I've been trying to work things out with the Funny Bone for a weekend up there. We can't get the timing right though. If I'm available, the weekend is already booked...if he offers me a weekend, I'm already booked somewhere else.

But hopefully we'll find one that works within the next couple of months and I'll be up there. I'll let you know though.
Jan 29, 2010 1:02pm
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Jan 29, 2010 1:58 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Never. i'd be kind of scared not knowing what I was doing under somebody else's control
That's not how it works. You know exactly where you are and what you are doing, you are just so relaxed and chill that you don't care what you are doing. If you really don't want to do whatever it is you're told to do, you will break out of the trance. Everyone has a breaking point. Some people will go a lot further than others in terms of how crazy the things the will do. I've seen a male told that he was pregnant and that he had to give birth now or else, and by god he tried as hard as he could and it was hilarious, but not everyone would be able to go that far.
Jan 29, 2010 1:58pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:05 PM
I call horse shit on hypnotizing
Jan 29, 2010 2:05pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:16 PM
genghis dong wrote:
sherm03 wrote:
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.
Fixed it for you
Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.
Jan 29, 2010 2:16pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:29 PM
derek bomar wrote: I call horse shit on hypnotizing
I think the "show" hypnosis is far fetched. I'm not sure I believe that stuff.

But hypnosis to kick addictions and for self help reasons aren't that crazy. You don't really "go under," you just feel very relaxed. The whole idea is to help change the way your subconcious works.
For years people have played self-help tapes while they slept because it is believed you subconciously will absorb the information. I think hypnosis works on that same level.
Jan 29, 2010 2:29pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:30 PM
sherm03 wrote:
derek bomar wrote: I call horse shit on hypnotizing
I think the "show" hypnosis is far fetched. I'm not sure I believe that stuff.

But hypnosis to kick addictions and for self help reasons aren't that crazy. You don't really "go under," you just feel very relaxed. The whole idea is to help change the way your subconcious works.
For years people have played self-help tapes while they slept because it is believed you subconciously will absorb the information. I think hypnosis works on that same level.

where do you get these done?
Jan 29, 2010 2:30pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:39 PM
Society wrote:
genghis dong wrote:
sherm03 wrote:
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.
Fixed it for you
Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.
Not trying to be funny just think your a dick.
Jan 29, 2010 2:39pm
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Jan 29, 2010 2:45 PM
genghis dong wrote:
Society wrote:
genghis dong wrote:
sherm03 wrote:
Society wrote: Maybe it's a sign that you just aren't that good at comedy. It definitely shows on here when you do try.
Well...I never even said anything about my comedy there. So thanks for making yourself look like a douchebag.

The writer's block actually has nothing to do with my stand up...which, since you're so interested to know, is going pretty well right now. Clubs keep booking me, a talent agent contacted me, I'm in the process of working on a college tour with two other upcoming comics from Ohio, and Bob and Tom favorite Todd Yohn offered to take me on the road with him.

I really don't give a fuck if you think I'm funny or not. I'm going to keep getting paid for it, and you're going to keep hating me (for no other reason I see than sheer jealousy). Eat a dick, Society you CUNT.
Fixed it for you
Sherm...if you don't have an opening act, you should definitely look at this guy. He's got some real potential to make you look like a comedic genius.
Not trying to be funny just think your a dick.
Exactly, you fucking idiot.
Jan 29, 2010 2:45pm