Holiday Inn to offer Human Bed Warming

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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Jan 22, 2010 3:36 PM
You're assuming they will be "dumb hot females". What if they're not????
Jan 22, 2010 3:36pm
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Jan 22, 2010 3:38 PM
"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop.
"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep"

if sleep starts when the body temperature drops, wouldnt warming it up stop sleep?

logic seems off/contradictory
Jan 22, 2010 3:38pm
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4cards

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Jan 22, 2010 3:39 PM
...Holly can warm the "KING" sized beds....by herself!
Jan 22, 2010 3:39pm
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Jan 22, 2010 3:40 PM
I"m with society. the easier it is to get a dumb hot chick into a hotel bed with me, the better. If this is to be successfull, they'll need to treat it like what it is a bunny ranch, and have a line-up accordingly.
Jan 22, 2010 3:40pm
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Jan 22, 2010 3:42 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: "There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop.
"A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24C - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep"

if sleep starts when the body temperature drops, wouldnt warming it up stop sleep?

logic seems off/contradictory
cuz when you're cold, the body will shiver and move blood to the center of your body to try to warm itself and raise body temp. If it's warm, your body will cool itself and drop its temperature.
Jan 22, 2010 3:42pm
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Jan 22, 2010 3:42 PM
How much extra is it to get the dumb hot chick to stay? And can I redeem my Holiday Inn rewards points for such transaction?
Jan 22, 2010 3:42pm
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Jan 22, 2010 4:20 PM
ummmm...what if it's a dude?
Jan 22, 2010 4:20pm
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Jan 22, 2010 4:29 PM
raiderbuck wrote: ummmm...what if it's a dude?
i think hotels that have male bed warmers will se a noticable lack in interest. because lets face it, even straight women don't want a strange dude in a body suit in their bed.
Jan 22, 2010 4:29pm
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Jan 22, 2010 4:31 PM
j_crazy wrote:
raiderbuck wrote: ummmm...what if it's a dude?
i think hotels that have male bed warmers will se a noticable lack in interest. because lets face it, even straight women don't want a strange dude in a body suit in their bed.
Well, so much for my greatest ambition in life. Thanks for pissing on my parade.
Jan 22, 2010 4:31pm
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Jan 22, 2010 5:17 PM
Did you say strange dude in a bodysuit? Does that mean there are not strange dudes who wear bodysuits to work somewhere?

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Jan 22, 2010 5:17pm
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Jan 22, 2010 5:29 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye wrote: You're assuming they will be "dumb hot females". What if they're not????
Does it not stand to reason, from a cost perspective, that "large" people would provide greater efficiency?

Just saying if Jared pre-Subway days can warm-up the bed twice as fast as a supermodel....
Jan 22, 2010 5:29pm