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mallymal614

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3,746 posts
Jan 20, 2010 8:46 PM
I saw a bunch of people post this on their facebook status, so I had to bring it here lol. This is what you do.

You tally the fine for the activities you have done from the list below.

Smoked pot -- 10$
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Jan 20, 2010 8:46pm
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mallymal614

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3,746 posts
Jan 20, 2010 8:47 PM
My fine is $230 :)
Jan 20, 2010 8:47pm
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
Jan 20, 2010 8:49 PM
$365.50
Jan 20, 2010 8:49pm
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June18

Senior Member

298 posts
Jan 20, 2010 8:50 PM
$260.50
Jan 20, 2010 8:50pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

Senior Member

7,733 posts
Jan 20, 2010 8:52 PM
$335.10
Jan 20, 2010 8:52pm
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Gardens35

Senior Member

4,929 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:10 PM
485
Jan 20, 2010 9:10pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:10 PM
710.60 I must be horrible!! :)
Jan 20, 2010 9:10pm
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Laley23

GOAT

29,506 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:16 PM
$640.60

Thats not good lol. I need to cut back on the sex and drinking!
Jan 20, 2010 9:16pm
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Stiffman

Stuntin' on my Gixxer!

512 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:16 PM
$485.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:16pm
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This_DJ_3

Senior Member

269 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:19 PM
thanks Fab, i feel like a decent guy after seeing yours...545.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:19pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:19 PM
$295.50
Jan 20, 2010 9:19pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:21 PM
$340.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:21pm
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Darkon

Senior Member

3,476 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:21 PM
Hope I don't have to pay!
$605.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:21pm
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:22 PM
About tree fitty
Jan 20, 2010 9:22pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:23 PM
385.5
Jan 20, 2010 9:23pm
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Laley23

GOAT

29,506 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:29 PM
How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
Jan 20, 2010 9:29pm
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Darkon

Senior Member

3,476 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:30 PM
Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
I was thinking the same thing.
Jan 20, 2010 9:30pm
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Gardens35

Senior Member

4,929 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:34 PM
Darkon wrote:
Laley23 wrote: How do people not end with .50 or .60?? Have you all NEVER peed in a pool?!?!
I was thinking the same thing.
I've modified mine to 485.60 for you.
Jan 20, 2010 9:34pm
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MrPoke

Senior Member

348 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:37 PM
$670

Instead of adding $.10 for every person I just added 5 bucks, probably how those numbers came up.
Jan 20, 2010 9:37pm
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Fly4Fun

Senior Member

7,730 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:38 PM
350.60

Some of the fines didn't seem appropriately calibrated. Also, I'm really surprised with the lack of ".50" or ".60"

I don't think people are being honest with themselves ;)
Jan 20, 2010 9:38pm
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Scarlet_Fever

Senior Member

736 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:44 PM
435.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:44pm
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JTizzle

Senior Member

366 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM
313.50 Not bad I guess was kind of scared to tally it up after I read the questions.
Jan 20, 2010 9:45pm
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wizecracker

Senior Member

139 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:45 PM
370.60
Jan 20, 2010 9:45pm
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This_DJ_3

Senior Member

269 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:46 PM
most of mine is because i've hosed alot of chicks in different places and different ways...so i'm not too upset, i'll pay the pimp fine
Jan 20, 2010 9:46pm
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tk421

Senior Member

8,500 posts
Jan 20, 2010 9:50 PM
$10.50. I'm sure you can guess which two I did.
Jan 20, 2010 9:50pm