GoChiefs;805890 wrote:Isn't that what home schooling is for?

IDK

its raining

coyotes22;811196 wrote:its raining

I know, right?

So odd. Amirite?

In a storm last week, a 20 mile radius around my house, 2500 lightning strikes in 30 minutes. There were 50 wildfires in the county even before that.

Speedofsand;811226 wrote:In a storm last week, a 20 mile radius around my house, 2500 lightning strikes in 30 minutes. There were 50 wildfires in the county even before that.

Thats nuts

It was literally raining so hard on my trip home from the Orrville area 20 minutes ago I couldn't see the road in front of me.

THE4RINGZ;811238 wrote:It was literally raining so hard on my trip home from the Orrville area 20 minutes ago I couldn't see the road in front of me.

Thats nuts!! Just rain, or was it storming?

It was just straight rain. No thunder or lightening.

Thats nuts!

Will, at least you made it to your destination safely.

Apple;811277 wrote:Thats nuts!

Indeed!!

Thank you, I am happy to be home.

THE4RINGZ;811286 wrote:Thank you, I am happy to be home.

You going to cut the grass?

coyotes22;811291 wrote:You going to cut the grass?

I did that last evening as a matter of fact.

THE4RINGZ;811238 wrote:It was literally raining so hard on my trip home from the Orrville area 20 minutes ago I couldn't see the road in front of me.

I just missed you because I was in that same storm and water is still running down the road here!

Fred's Funeral


Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,
""Hey, Fred! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowling league."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Fred if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Fred,
Starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Freddie.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Fred's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Fred follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Fred tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Fred, you picked up a real bitch
this time."

Fred's funeral will be on Saturday.

Speedofsand;811406 wrote:Fred's Funeral


Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,
""Hey, Fred! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowling league."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Fred if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Fred,
Starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Freddie.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Fred's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Fred follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Fred tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Fred, you picked up a real bitch
this time."

Fred's funeral will be on Saturday.

Very funny.

Speedofsand;811406 wrote:Fred's Funeral


Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,
""Hey, Fred! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowling league."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Fred if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Fred,
Starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Freddie.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Fred's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Fred follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Fred tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four
letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Fred, you picked up a real bitch
this time."

Fred's funeral will be on Saturday.

Thats nuts!

That joke is as old as me.

I have never heard that joke before, and I am not that much younger than BRF.

Thats nuts!

!stun stahT

!loL

I like peanuts and cashews.