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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:38 PM
Let's hear 'em.

"Those pants are quiet becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be-coming too."
Jan 12, 2010 2:38pm
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:44 PM
"Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because I can see myself in your pants"
Jan 12, 2010 2:44pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:45 PM
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven."
Jan 12, 2010 2:45pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:46 PM
"Want to go out and get a pizza and scrog? ... (woman slaps man) ... What, you don't like pizza?"
Jan 12, 2010 2:46pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:47 PM
to a full sized woman--"can I buy you a Diet Coke"??
Jan 12, 2010 2:47pm
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rookie_j70

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677 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:50 PM
"Hi.....you'll do"
Jan 12, 2010 2:50pm
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queencitybuckeye

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7,117 posts
Jan 12, 2010 2:59 PM
Justin's favorite at the bar:

"Can I push in your stool for you?"
Jan 12, 2010 2:59pm
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Drums of War

Senior Member

356 posts
Jan 12, 2010 3:49 PM
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Jan 12, 2010 3:49pm
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Sage

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2,070 posts
Jan 12, 2010 3:52 PM
Is ur name easter?

No, why?

Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
Jan 12, 2010 3:52pm
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majorspark

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5,122 posts
Jan 12, 2010 3:55 PM
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Jan 12, 2010 3:55pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:08 PM
Sage wrote: Is ur name easter?

No, why?

Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
SMH... Actually, LOL.
Jan 12, 2010 4:08pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:09 PM
Wanna bang?
Jan 12, 2010 4:09pm
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BlueDevil11

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1,911 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:16 PM
If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put u and i together.
Jan 12, 2010 4:16pm
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trackandccrunner

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1,283 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:27 PM
Do you have a map?... Cause when I looked into your eyes I got lost.
Jan 12, 2010 4:27pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

Senior Member

7,733 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:31 PM
do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Jan 12, 2010 4:31pm
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berry

Senior Member

475 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:31 PM
For the oldtimers among us:

"C'mon baby. You're almost horizontal already."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, could you remember the year?"

"After tonight, you'll need that handicapped sticker."

"Sorry to hear about Earl. But hey, you look good in black."
Jan 12, 2010 4:31pm
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fish82

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4,111 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:45 PM
Here....drink this.
Jan 12, 2010 4:45pm
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Squirmydog

Senior Member

288 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:47 PM
Are you in a theater, because you are picking your seat.
Jan 12, 2010 4:47pm
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:48 PM
Drop the zero, come hang with the hero.
Jan 12, 2010 4:48pm
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capninsano

Senior Member

411 posts
Jan 12, 2010 4:50 PM
Here's my favorite opener when the situation presents itself...usually waiting at the bar for a drink......it's really not cheesy because it works.

Me: (Point to a hot girl across the bar) Do you think she's hot?
Her: Yeah
Me: Yeah I thought you looked like a lesbian (smile).

Or if she says no respond with..."Oh I could have sworn you were a lesbian"

Pretty good opener..gets them laughing and usually an arm punch.
Jan 12, 2010 4:50pm
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Jan 12, 2010 5:00 PM
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit between the holidays?
Jan 12, 2010 5:00pm
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Terry_Tate

Senior Member

7,606 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:02 PM
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinkin'?
Jan 12, 2010 6:02pm
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Foul Tip

Senior Member

113 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:20 PM
1) Let's play army. I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me!

2) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he wandered in that cheap motel room.

3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!

4) All those curves and me with no brakes!

AND THE LINE THAT NEVER FAILS

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
Jan 12, 2010 6:20pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:24 PM
Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.

Never fails for him!
Jan 12, 2010 6:24pm
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:25 PM
GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.

Never fails for him!
Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?
Jan 12, 2010 6:25pm