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IggyPride00

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Jan 8, 2010 11:13 PM
I saw this article on the Huffington Post and it kind of made me chuckle.

It turns out that Jonah Falcon, verified by the Guiness Book of World Records as having the world's biggest "third arm", can't find a job.

He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom (at 39).

Oh the irony that God's biggest gifts (pun intended) can also be his biggest curses.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
Jan 8, 2010 11:13pm
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gerb131

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Jan 8, 2010 11:17 PM
I would do porn and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of porn.
Jan 8, 2010 11:17pm
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stroups

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Jan 8, 2010 11:58 PM
Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
Jan 8, 2010 11:58pm
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killdeer

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Jan 9, 2010 12:13 AM
IggyPride00 wrote: ....He refuses to do porn, hasn't been laid in over a decade (supposedly), and is living at home with his mom........

ummmmm...what's "Mom" up to??
Jan 9, 2010 12:13am
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 12:22 AM
stroups wrote: Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
Just take yours and multiply it by 3.
:huh:
Jan 9, 2010 12:22am
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IggyPride00

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Jan 9, 2010 12:24 AM
Is it gay that I am curious what that thing looks like? lol
If you have to ask I think it is. ;)
Jan 9, 2010 12:24am
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Heretic

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Jan 9, 2010 12:36 AM
Man, I have something very important in common with that guy.

Yes, I also am a website video game reviewer. It's like we're identical twins.

Seriously, I think the most hilarious thing about this is just the simple fact there's a world record for largest penis. What's the thought process behind that? "Hey, you know, I think my dick's really big. Maybe I should get in touch with the Guinness book people!"

This guy should get hooked up with the enzyte people. They could scrap Smilin' Bob and use him in their commercials. Like with a "Look at you....with Enzyte, you could be HIM!"
Jan 9, 2010 12:36am
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Stiffman

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Jan 9, 2010 10:37 AM
It's the world's biggest dick.....don't matter just don't bite it!
Jan 9, 2010 10:37am
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Upper90

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Jan 9, 2010 11:01 AM
If he did porn, he could probably even keep his name.

That's a golden name.
Jan 9, 2010 11:01am
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j_crazy

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Jan 9, 2010 11:08 AM
j_crazy, Jonah Falcon. Coincidence? I think not.
Jan 9, 2010 11:08am
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Jan 9, 2010 12:21 PM
Dude should just do porn and get over it.
Jan 9, 2010 12:21pm