darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 9, 2010 9:53pm
head to the Cathouse to spend some bills....
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Jan 10, 2010 12:42am
Where he contracted syphilis from a hooker named. .....
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 10, 2010 1:52am
Bertha. Bertha (Cream Pie) Butts. She was famous for...
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pepperpot
Posts: 646
Jan 10, 2010 5:15am
her coconut cream pies and...
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 10, 2010 12:49pm
her ability to make homemade fudge and when she told darby she went to high school in ohio,he asked where in ohio and she said steubenville big red and that is when darby started...........
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 10, 2010 12:57pm
...remember a guy from Steubenville who posted on JJ huddle. This guys signature was "young boys in tight football pants are my life." Darby thought and thought but couldn't remember the guys name but that resembled the name of a horse. Then it hit him. His huddle name was...
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pepperpot
Posts: 646
Jan 10, 2010 1:05pm
Fear the Horse, the mascot of the Mighty, Mighty Big Red of Steubenville....
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 10, 2010 2:03pm
...and his gay nephew Manowar who's only pleasure was sneaking into the Big Red locker room late at night and being a wide reciver for anyone willing to take it deep with him. This went on for weeks until...
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Jan 10, 2010 2:05pm
Mooney "intercepted" and the game was over.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 10, 2010 2:11pm
...Darby deceided it was no longer time to be a catcher but return to his days of pitching tight and inside, but where would he find someone to accept all his speed. It was going to be someone he could [size=x-large]BE NICE[/size] to but also show his masculine side to, and would let him do all the things forbidden by Ohio law...
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Jan 10, 2010 2:19pm
...so he chose 4cards because of all the experience he pocessed while bending over to grasp the ball from the center. With a deep sigh and a mighty touchdown "heave" another male conquest had been delivered.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 10, 2010 2:24pm
And they lived happily ever after?
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Jan 10, 2010 2:26pm
The End. lol
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 10, 2010 2:29pm
ernest T, can you start another story tomorrow?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 10, 2010 2:31pm
LOL, why not today?
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 10, 2010 2:35pm
...Have to leave in a few & won't be back on until tomorrow morning.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 10, 2010 5:45pm
Once upon a time, in a land of far, far away douchedom, there lived 3 guys who ran a webiste....
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Jan 10, 2010 6:03pm
And they all ran a train on darby. Afterwards, they left darby to weep as they went to grab a hot bite to eat. While standing in line, the 3 guys who ran a website noticed one of them was actually a female. His name was Justine. As the other two stood in shock, darby came barreling through the doors of the local Waffle House, only to blow away the two aforementioned owners...
Justine, left standing in complete shock (the same shock the previous two guys were in, upon finding out about Justines sexual orientation) called NCF to describe what was going on...
2,356 posts later, the story continues....
Justine, left standing in complete shock (the same shock the previous two guys were in, upon finding out about Justines sexual orientation) called NCF to describe what was going on...
2,356 posts later, the story continues....
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 10, 2010 8:40pm
Ltrain... I didn't understand a word you just said.