ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 8, 2010 10:37am
Who, for some reason, was there to see Zoeller.
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 8, 2010 11:04am
But before he could say anything his wife was leaving with billie joe and the tyson impersonator and was heard telling billie joe that she would love to see tiger's face when he found out about.....
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 8, 2010 11:11am
....Sigfried & Roy's fantasy of doing not only their own tigers, but...
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 8, 2010 11:52am
making Tiger disappear to their secret love den and then doing some crazy things to him....
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Jan 8, 2010 12:53pm
But Tiger was too busy wallowing in his own self pity to learn of the magicians devious plan and continued on his walk down the strip until he came across a discount ticket booth offering front-row seats to the Siegfried and Roy show. Thinking he'd soon be broke once his ex-wife got his money and his endorsements were done, Tiger decided to ....
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detectivegibbles
Posts: 337
Jan 8, 2010 1:14pm
wed his 3rd (or was it 4th?) mistress at eddy's chapel in the hangover...
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jan 8, 2010 1:15pm
...and also decided to buy the tickets himself and scalp them. On the night of the show, he was on the corner soliciting takers for the Siegfied & Roy show when a drugged up pimp thought Tiger was selling his ass on the corner "Guido the Killer Pimp" had run for years and years...
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 8, 2010 4:49pm
The pimp said, "How much?"
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 8, 2010 11:50pm
parking lot because tom and jerry had been forced to leave the casino after they tried .......
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 12:04am
to fill their pockets with home fries from the all you can eat buffet. Upon closer interrogation, it was discovered that hidden in Tom's tighty whities was...
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jan 9, 2010 12:32am
a pocketful of shredded messages from SnotBubbles/wls, that detailed why he posts/acts the way he does. And, sadly, these messages are now lost because the underwear was washed and the evidence is now a gooey mashed up ball. So now we will never know the true story of........
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 12:43am
making it big as a DJ at a small-town midwestern radio station.
Chapter Two:
Finding the nuts and screws
Chapter Two:
Finding the nuts and screws
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jan 9, 2010 12:46am
underneath the porch of Justin's house. They were scattered in such a way that it appeared as if...
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jan 9, 2010 1:11am
Justin had smashed something....like a different website. Amidst the nuts and bolts, There was also a faded picture of.......
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Jan 9, 2010 1:14am
...Matt Natali, although he was wearing a faded nightgown, and make-up that would make Joan Rivers blush.........
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 1:33am
It having him wearing a maze and blue ball cap with the notorious "M" above the bill that baffled investigators. Under the photo was also found an obvious love letter mysteriously signed .:~z~:..
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 9, 2010 12:29pm
after some investigative work, it was determined that the author of the letter was JJ...
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 9, 2010 12:47pm
But to his surprise when he opened his eye's tom had realized that everything after the visit to hoover dam was a dream and billie joe and jerry were standing over him in the hotel room fighting about who was......
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 9, 2010 1:09pm
pitching and who was catching that night...
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 9, 2010 3:20pm
So, they logged onto teh internest to find out, and low and behold, the lineup listed was:
Zwick: Pitcher
Darby: Catcher
Zwick: Pitcher
Darby: Catcher
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 3:38pm
Darby's quest to finally be recognized for his versatility had finally come true. Billie Joe and Jerry couldn't...
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 9, 2010 3:48pm
control their excitement as darby explained that he was a switch hitter and he would show them........
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 9, 2010 5:30pm
that he was not gay....
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Jan 9, 2010 6:50pm
butt did know how to pitch and catch when asked by someone cool like zwick. Jerry proceeded to throw up a little bit in his mouth while Billy Joe, (sometimes called BJ for short), ...
homefield
Posts: 242
Jan 9, 2010 7:12pm
and tom tried to convince darby that he was in vegas and what happens in vegas,stays in vegas .Then darby asked them if they still had the $1000.00 that they mentioned earlier and they said yes so he started to......