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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 8, 2010 10:37 AM
Who, for some reason, was there to see Zoeller.
Jan 8, 2010 10:37am
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homefield

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Jan 8, 2010 11:04 AM
But before he could say anything his wife was leaving with billie joe and the tyson impersonator and was heard telling billie joe that she would love to see tiger's face when he found out about.....
Jan 8, 2010 11:04am
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4cards

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Jan 8, 2010 11:11 AM
....Sigfried & Roy's fantasy of doing not only their own tigers, but...
Jan 8, 2010 11:11am
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 8, 2010 11:52 AM
making Tiger disappear to their secret love den and then doing some crazy things to him....
Jan 8, 2010 11:52am
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Websurfinbird

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Jan 8, 2010 12:53 PM
But Tiger was too busy wallowing in his own self pity to learn of the magicians devious plan and continued on his walk down the strip until he came across a discount ticket booth offering front-row seats to the Siegfried and Roy show. Thinking he'd soon be broke once his ex-wife got his money and his endorsements were done, Tiger decided to ....
Jan 8, 2010 12:53pm
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detectivegibbles

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Jan 8, 2010 1:14 PM
wed his 3rd (or was it 4th?) mistress at eddy's chapel in the hangover...
Jan 8, 2010 1:14pm
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4cards

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Jan 8, 2010 1:15 PM
...and also decided to buy the tickets himself and scalp them. On the night of the show, he was on the corner soliciting takers for the Siegfied & Roy show when a drugged up pimp thought Tiger was selling his ass on the corner "Guido the Killer Pimp" had run for years and years...
Jan 8, 2010 1:15pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 8, 2010 4:49 PM
The pimp said, "How much?"
Jan 8, 2010 4:49pm
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homefield

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Jan 8, 2010 11:50 PM
parking lot because tom and jerry had been forced to leave the casino after they tried .......
Jan 8, 2010 11:50pm
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 12:04 AM
to fill their pockets with home fries from the all you can eat buffet. Upon closer interrogation, it was discovered that hidden in Tom's tighty whities was...
Jan 9, 2010 12:04am
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BRF

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Jan 9, 2010 12:32 AM
a pocketful of shredded messages from SnotBubbles/wls, that detailed why he posts/acts the way he does. And, sadly, these messages are now lost because the underwear was washed and the evidence is now a gooey mashed up ball. So now we will never know the true story of........
Jan 9, 2010 12:32am
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 12:43 AM
making it big as a DJ at a small-town midwestern radio station.

Chapter Two:

Finding the nuts and screws
Jan 9, 2010 12:43am
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killdeer

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Jan 9, 2010 12:46 AM
underneath the porch of Justin's house. They were scattered in such a way that it appeared as if...
Jan 9, 2010 12:46am
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1_beast

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Jan 9, 2010 1:11 AM
Justin had smashed something....like a different website. Amidst the nuts and bolts, There was also a faded picture of.......
Jan 9, 2010 1:11am
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killdeer

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Jan 9, 2010 1:14 AM
...Matt Natali, although he was wearing a faded nightgown, and make-up that would make Joan Rivers blush.........
Jan 9, 2010 1:14am
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 1:33 AM
It having him wearing a maze and blue ball cap with the notorious "M" above the bill that baffled investigators. Under the photo was also found an obvious love letter mysteriously signed .:~z~:..
Jan 9, 2010 1:33am
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 9, 2010 12:29 PM
after some investigative work, it was determined that the author of the letter was JJ...
Jan 9, 2010 12:29pm
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homefield

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Jan 9, 2010 12:47 PM
But to his surprise when he opened his eye's tom had realized that everything after the visit to hoover dam was a dream and billie joe and jerry were standing over him in the hotel room fighting about who was......
Jan 9, 2010 12:47pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 9, 2010 1:09 PM
pitching and who was catching that night...
Jan 9, 2010 1:09pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 9, 2010 3:20 PM
So, they logged onto teh internest to find out, and low and behold, the lineup listed was:

Zwick: Pitcher
Darby: Catcher
Jan 9, 2010 3:20pm
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 3:38 PM
Darby's quest to finally be recognized for his versatility had finally come true. Billie Joe and Jerry couldn't...
Jan 9, 2010 3:38pm
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homefield

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Jan 9, 2010 3:48 PM
control their excitement as darby explained that he was a switch hitter and he would show them........
Jan 9, 2010 3:48pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 9, 2010 5:30 PM
that he was not gay....
Jan 9, 2010 5:30pm
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Apple

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Jan 9, 2010 6:50 PM
butt did know how to pitch and catch when asked by someone cool like zwick. Jerry proceeded to throw up a little bit in his mouth while Billy Joe, (sometimes called BJ for short), ...
Jan 9, 2010 6:50pm
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homefield

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Jan 9, 2010 7:12 PM
and tom tried to convince darby that he was in vegas and what happens in vegas,stays in vegas .Then darby asked them if they still had the $1000.00 that they mentioned earlier and they said yes so he started to......
Jan 9, 2010 7:12pm