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Fab4Runner

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May 10, 2017 11:23 AM
What would your last meal be? I will be made fun of for mine.
May 10, 2017 11:23am
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Wally

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May 10, 2017 11:49 AM
Ceasar salad, Ribeye steak, baked potato with butter, green beans.

chocolate Sundae if I get dessert.
May 10, 2017 11:49am
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vball10set

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May 10, 2017 11:56 AM
Stanley's kielbasa (w/their own home-made horseradish), my wife's cheesy potatoes, grilled asparagus...and her cheesecake for dessert.
May 10, 2017 11:56am
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Heretic

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May 10, 2017 1:19 PM
Something really, really extravagant (basically the best shit you can get in that situation) to get me in the proper mood to look straight in the eyes of the family of my victim(s) -- I mean, if I'm on death row, there has to be a few bodies somewhere, right? -- and laugh loud and long before the end!
May 10, 2017 1:19pm
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Laley23

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May 10, 2017 2:13 PM
I love way too many things, from too many places to have a full meal of any of them. I'd take portions of all.

- 1 (ok maybe 2) Coney Dogs from Fort Wayne's Famous Coney Island
- Filet, medium rare, from Del Frisco's in Chicago
- Chopt BBQ and a Fried Mac and Cheese bite from The Pit in Raleigh
- Slice of pizza (Margherita) from Bleeker's in NYC
- My own Mashed Potatos
- My Mom's Fried Chicken
- My Uncle's Turkey and Stuffing
- Salted Caramel Gelato for desert
- Orange Fanta as a drink

Might be missing a few. But that's the absolute best of the best I've had in my life that I can recall.
May 10, 2017 2:13pm
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BR1986FB

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May 10, 2017 2:20 PM
Three 18 oz ribeyes (medium rare)...I can eat an ungodly amount of steak and have actually eaten this much (T-Bone's) in one sitting
Two lobster tails
Half a German Chocolate cake
A liter of Coke Zero with some rum
May 10, 2017 2:20pm
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May 10, 2017 2:53 PM
This meal will be provided by Jeff Ruby:

The Father Michael Graham (Center-Cut New York King Strip, 18 oz.) w/ Collinsworth topping (King Crab & Asparagus,Béarnaise & Bordelaise)
The Freddie salad (Hearts of Romaine, Roma Tomatoes, ApplewoodSmoked Bacon, House-Made Ranch Dressing)
Garlic mashed potatoes
Mac & Cheese
Macallan 25 year, neat
A slice of cheese cake

http://www.jeffruby.com/Portals/jeffruby/Documents/Menus/2017-05-05%20%20PC%20Letter%20Size%20Menu%20-%20for%20email.pdf?cache=1494442078119
May 10, 2017 2:53pm
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May 10, 2017 3:18 PM
Ham Sandwich.
May 10, 2017 3:18pm
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gut

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May 10, 2017 4:23 PM
italian beef (with hot peppers)
skyline chilli
jalapeno poppers
a dozen hot wings
a six-pack of natty light
and a pot of coffee

you don't want to be anywhere near that execution....
May 10, 2017 4:23pm
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Laley23

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May 10, 2017 5:22 PM
gut;1852347 wrote:italian beef (with hot peppers)
skyline chilli
jalapeno poppers
a dozen hot wings
a six-pack of natty light
and a pot of coffee

you don't want to be anywhere near that execution....
Well, you'll be dead after course #2. So, might wanna move SkyLine to the bottom.
May 10, 2017 5:22pm
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May 10, 2017 5:32 PM
justincredible;1852323 wrote:This meal will be provided by Jeff Ruby:

The Father Michael Graham (Center-Cut New York King Strip, 18 oz.) w/ Collinsworth topping (King Crab & Asparagus,Béarnaise & Bordelaise)
The Freddie salad (Hearts of Romaine, Roma Tomatoes, ApplewoodSmoked Bacon, House-Made Ranch Dressing)
Garlic mashed potatoes
Mac & Cheese
Macallan 25 year, neat
A slice of cheese cake

http://www.jeffruby.com/Portals/jeffruby/Documents/Menus/2017-05-05%20%20PC%20Letter%20Size%20Menu%20-%20for%20email.pdf?cache=1494442078119
Hard to top this, TBH.
May 10, 2017 5:32pm
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justincredible

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May 10, 2017 6:04 PM
Laley23;1852355 wrote:Well, you'll be dead after course #2. So, might wanna move SkyLine to the bottom.
Negs.
May 10, 2017 6:04pm
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mcburg93

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May 10, 2017 7:57 PM
King crab legs
A good dry aged ribeye
Fried Perch
Asparagus
Ice cold Mt Dew
May 10, 2017 7:57pm
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sleeper

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May 10, 2017 8:10 PM
mcburg93;1852378 wrote:King crab legs
A good dry aged ribeye
Fried Perch
Asparagus
Ice cold Mt Dew
Found the redneck.
May 10, 2017 8:10pm
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mcburg93

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May 10, 2017 9:27 PM
sleeper;1852385 wrote:Found the redneck.
Haven't had a Mt Dew in 20+ years, But I know if I am going to go out that is one thing from my youth that I would love to have.
May 10, 2017 9:27pm
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4cards

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May 10, 2017 9:40 PM
...Italian wedding soup, scallops , lobster tail, filet medium rare, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, coconut cream pie, Bacardi and coke and then a nice Cuban cigar.
May 10, 2017 9:40pm
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Spock

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May 10, 2017 9:43 PM
Add a Guinness to that surf and turf
May 10, 2017 9:43pm
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May 10, 2017 9:49 PM
Appetizers: Lake Hope Lodge chicken wings, Outback bloomin onion, spaghetti warehouse sourdough bread w/garlic butter.....to eat some of each.

Grandma's pan seared chicken tenders, mashed potatoes/gravy, green beans, orange fluff jello dessert (side that goes with it)....excuse me while I get a tissue now.

Dessert: Cheesecake Factory cheesecake with raspberry drizzle. Bubble from Michael's Ice Cream.
May 10, 2017 9:49pm
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Laley23

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May 10, 2017 10:21 PM
justincredible;1852363 wrote:Negs.
Sorry. I'm biased, but Ft. Wayne has the best Coney in America.
May 10, 2017 10:21pm
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BRF

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May 10, 2017 11:13 PM
Nothing.
May 10, 2017 11:13pm
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FatHobbit

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May 11, 2017 1:31 AM
Fab4Runner;1852210 wrote:What would your last meal be? I will be made fun of for mine.
I'll bite. What's yours?
May 11, 2017 1:31am
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Belly35

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May 11, 2017 5:45 AM
Hamburger from Red Barn or a good Hamburger from Huddle ..... Hahahah :)

i would make it simple:
I would ask if it would be ok if I make my last meal.
i would make Gramdma chicken soup
my moms oven baked ribs
Garlic baked potato like we made in Nam
my wife's fried rice
avocado / shrimp salad
great lake beer they only make in March
because of my diabetes I would want just a few of my daughter chocolate chip cookies
one cup of johns bar Irish coffee.

good memories...of good times
May 11, 2017 5:45am
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May 11, 2017 7:41 AM
sleeper;1852330 wrote:Ham Sammich.
fify
May 11, 2017 7:41am
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Fab4Runner

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May 11, 2017 8:06 AM
FatHobbit;1852429 wrote:I'll bite. What's yours?
I was just coming back to answer. If I could only choose one thing, it would be Hamburger Helper Cheeseburger Macaroni, lol. The original, not deluxe or double. If I could choose several things, I would have to think about it some more.
May 11, 2017 8:06am
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ppaw1999

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May 11, 2017 8:40 AM
Belly35;1852431 wrote:Hamburger from Red Barn or a good Hamburger from Huddle ..... Hahahah :)

i would make it simple:
I would ask if it would be ok if I make my last meal.
i would make Gramdma chicken soup
my moms oven baked ribs
Garlic baked potato like we made in Nam
my wife's fried rice
avocado / shrimp salad
great lake beer they only make in March
because of my diabetes I would want just a few of my daughter chocolate chip cookies
one cup of johns bar Irish coffee.

good memories...of good times
Traitor. I would take you with me and get a Cameo burger and fries. Or Coccia pizza if you would prefer.
May 11, 2017 8:40am