
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 5, 2010 10:01am
Is it just me, or is the men's room the worst possible place to be at any sporting arena? This is true whether it is a high school, college or pro game. First of all, you have to wait in that long line to take a piss. Second, most of the venues have a trough and you are subject to backsplash. Third, and most importantly, the men's room is where all the drunk, obnoxious fans seem to go and congregate. Is it really necessary to yell, curse and challenge the guy with the opposing team sweater to a fight? I mean, can't the guy take a leak in peace? I don't just want to pick on people who are the home team-- I have seen people outnumbered in the men's room who do the above. I recall being at a Browns/Steelers game in Pittsburgh a few years back when some drunk Browns fan in the men's room challenged all the Steeler fans to a fight in the men's room. Dude was the only Browns fan in the room!

OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jan 5, 2010 11:15am
I've been told the horseshoe used to have circle shaped urinal troughs. Needless to say there were interesting stories that have been told to me about said troughs.

Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jan 5, 2010 11:32am
While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.

hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Jan 5, 2010 11:35am
You probably don't get the same pleasure from flicking it as guys do.Fab4Runner wrote: While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.
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devil1197
Posts: 6,220
Jan 5, 2010 11:35am
Larger bladders imo.Fab4Runner wrote: While none of the other things you mentioned happen frequently in the ladies...our line is ALWAYS longer. I hate it. My friends, sister and I seriously pee faster than dudes and I know this because we have been timed while in line in the Muni lot. We always win and that's while wearing layers. How can other women (and especially men!!!) take so f-ing long to pee? UGH.
I also have witnessed the drunk male fights down in Cincinnati at the Browns/Bengals game two years ago.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 11:36am
10/18/09 I saw a man taking a dump in a urinal at the Superdome 3rd quarter of the Saints vs. Giants. It changed me.
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Buckeye2B
Posts: 66
Jan 5, 2010 12:10pm
That is absolutely hilarious... I laughed right out in my classroom.

majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Jan 5, 2010 12:14pm
Be sure to empty your bowels before atttending. The last thing you want is have to take a shit in one these places. The shitters are always laced with about a dozen different peoples piss.
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Drums of War
Posts: 356
Jan 5, 2010 1:20pm
Tickets to the game $???
Parking $??
Concessions $???
Parking $??
Concessions $???
PRICELESS!!j_crazy wrote: 10/18/09 I saw a man taking a dump in a urinal at the Superdome 3rd quarter of the Saints vs. Giants. It changed me.

End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Jan 5, 2010 1:27pm
Is it just me or does it seem like there are more womens restrooms, than there are mens??? It's seems so at the Shoe'.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 1:39pm
there's a law in texas that requires 2x as many womens toilets as mens in any new construction (jerry world complies with it).

Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Jan 5, 2010 2:40pm
PC run amuk. There is no need for this legislation. What if the business is not attractive to women and men make up most of the invitees (namely sports venues)? Sounds like some female politician got tired of the long lines to the ladies room.j_crazy wrote: there's a law in texas that requires 2x as many womens toilets as mens in any new construction (jerry world complies with it).

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 5, 2010 2:41pm
Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 2:43pm
There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 5, 2010 2:48pm
I had a buddy fall in that creek last year trying to cross it annebriated of course. He said his shoes and pants stunk like piss so it must be the same creek, I remember him telling me about a foot bridge that everyone peed off of.j_crazy wrote:There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.
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GeneralsIcer89
Posts: 281
Jan 5, 2010 2:51pm
That SUCKS.gerb131 wrote:I had a buddy fall in that creek last year trying to cross it annebriated of course. He said his shoes and pants stunk like piss so it must be the same creek, I remember him telling me about a foot bridge that everyone peed off of.j_crazy wrote:There's a bridge you have to cross to get into the Track in Bristol (at least from our campsite). I've seen 100's of people pissing off of it into the creek that runs by the track.gerb131 wrote: Down at Talladega for the race its like a mile long trauth where you just hang it out. Some drunk dude dopped a huge loaf in it last year it was quite nasty.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 2:55pm
Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 5, 2010 2:56pm
At least it would be warm.j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Jan 5, 2010 2:56pm
All race tracks are nasty except Homestead. Lucky for me I could go to any one, including the clean VIP toilets.
Once in an arena football game, the men's room was really full at halftime. Some guy yells at the top of his lungs " Don't touch me there ! D
ON"T TOUCH ME THERE !! " He was just joking around. The whole place busted out laughing.
Once in an arena football game, the men's room was really full at halftime. Some guy yells at the top of his lungs " Don't touch me there ! D
ON"T TOUCH ME THERE !! " He was just joking around. The whole place busted out laughing.

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 5, 2010 2:59pm
Thats like pulling the "hey man nice cock" line.Speedofsand wrote: All race tracks are nasty except Homestead. Lucky for me I could go to any one, including the clean VIP toilets.
Once in an arena football game, the men's room was really full at halftime. Some guy yells at the top of his lungs " Don't touch me there ! D
ON"T TOUCH ME THERE !! " He was just joking around. The whole place busted out laughing.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 2:59pm
a few years ago it fucking snowed on us, we didn't even set up the tent that year, slept in the car.gerb131 wrote:At least it would be warm.j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.

Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jan 5, 2010 3:00pm
You aint seen nothing crazy in public restrooms til u been at jamboree in the hills.

gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Jan 5, 2010 3:01pm
I remeber watching Ku Busch doing snow angels on the track.j_crazy wrote:a few years ago it fucking snowed on us, we didn't even set up the tent that year, slept in the car.gerb131 wrote:At least it would be warm.j_crazy wrote: Yes a bath in piss creek would suck big time.

j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jan 5, 2010 3:03pm
I've heard this from lots of people.Pick6 wrote: You aint seen nothing crazy in public restrooms til u been at jamboree in the hills.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
Jan 5, 2010 3:13pm
Was at the Shoe one time years ago before the expansion. There were troughs that faced each other. The line to the womens restroom was ungodly long. This guy comes in and says "You guys mind if I bring my girlfriend in here to pee...she won't look-I promise" Well, who is going to say no to that!!hahaha...so she came in and went into an empty stall and did her thing...and everybody was happy!