Horrible Baby Names

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superman
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Dec 11, 2015 10:58pm
Heard a story on the radio today about the worst names of 2015. They mentioned Jedi.
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Commander of Awesome
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Dec 12, 2015 1:14am
So. Many. Future. Strippers.
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DeyDurkie5
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Dec 12, 2015 12:00pm
FatHobbit;1768925 wrote:I think she's a beautiful little girl that suffered through a terrible tragedy.
You PC, bro?
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FatHobbit
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Dec 12, 2015 7:12pm
DeyDurkie5;1769125 wrote:You PC, bro?
I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
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Dec 13, 2015 8:11pm
FatHobbit;1769142 wrote:I couldn't think of anything to say that didn't feel like it would bring down a shit ton of bad karma. Lol
Pretend nothing bad has ever happened to her.

Dumb name?
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GoChiefs
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Feb 4, 2016 9:30am
Had to bump this up because I just heard a pretty bad one.

LaKynn.

Wtf????
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Zunardo
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Feb 4, 2016 12:13pm
Saw some interesting first names at a women's basketball game last night.

Aloneet - The coach just said to shorten to "owl-low". I have no idea where it came from, or what it might be derived from
Jummai - (joo-MY-uh) - may be a Muslim name?
Bre'Auna - (bre-ONN-UH) yes, the apostrophe and the capital A are just pretentious affectations, but it does looks cool on paper.
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O-Trap
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Feb 4, 2016 6:23pm
Baby born to an acquaintance the other day was named Da'Vie'Aire. That's right. Two apostrophies. It's pronounced "day-vee-AIR."
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Ironman92
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Feb 4, 2016 8:25pm
I think I have the winner.

Jkmno

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No "L"
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Spock
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Feb 4, 2016 9:36pm
Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

Jkmno

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No "L"
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sherm03
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Feb 4, 2016 10:38pm
Ironman92;1780032 wrote:I think I have the winner.

Jkmno

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No "L"
I'm calling bullshit on that one...
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Ironman92
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Feb 5, 2016 6:15am
sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
Do as you must. My wife registers kids for her school district and this is a new preschooler.
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Tiernan
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Feb 5, 2016 6:49am
Tiernan is an old Irish warlord's name and any child would be lucky to have it.
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GoChiefs
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Feb 5, 2016 7:20am
sherm03;1780050 wrote:I'm calling bullshit on that one...
After a Google search, it does appear to be a legit name a few dumbasses have used. [emoji15]
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kayo
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Feb 14, 2016 1:41am
Midstate01;1764577 wrote:When my wife was pregnant and we were thinking of names, she'd have me ask a friend of mine from hs who was a real jokester how he'd make fun of the name. So we didn't name her something unique but something people who give her a hard time about. Named her Quinn in the end.
How could your jokester friend not find a way to make fun of a kid named Quinn in the end?