Horrible Baby Names

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Fab4Runner
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Nov 19, 2015 12:03pm
I know a girl who named her son Lyric (awful all by itself), and named her daughter Melody. #why

Know any really bad ones? We've all heard the Lemonjello and Oranjello stories, so I am talking real babies that you actually know.
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friendfromlowry
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Nov 19, 2015 12:15pm
My dumbass coworker's dumbass son named his son Titan.
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QuakerOats
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Nov 19, 2015 1:19pm
I don't think we are going back to John and Mary any time soon.
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Curly J
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Nov 19, 2015 1:19pm
Fab4Runner;1764526 wrote:I know a girl who named her son Lyric (awful all by itself), and named her daughter Melody. #why

Know any really bad ones? We've all heard the Lemonjello and Oranjello stories, so I am talking real babies that you actually know.
My Daughter's fiance has a daughter named Lyric. (Of course he is a musician)
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BR1986FB
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Nov 19, 2015 1:23pm
One of my girlfriend's ex-coworkers named her daughter "Nausea" (spelled differently, I think) because she was always sick during the pregnancy.
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HitsRus
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Nov 19, 2015 1:30pm
I see weird names ALL the time, and it makes me SMH that parents saddle their offspring with names that people can't spell or pronounce without correction.

One I saw along time ago,... that impressed upon me the need to be kind to my children was "Reignbeaux".
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Nov 19, 2015 1:41pm
When my wife was pregnant and we were thinking of names, she'd have me ask a friend of mine from hs who was a real jokester how he'd make fun of the name. So we didn't name her something unique but something people who give her a hard time about. Named her Quinn in the end.
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j_crazy
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Nov 19, 2015 2:17pm
a girl who was in Pre-K with my daughter was named Ta-a. Prounounce Ta-dash-a
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OSH
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Nov 19, 2015 2:41pm
Since we are in that "kids" stage, and my wife is a teacher, we really try to ensure that we don't do this stuff. But, we do see it all around us.

I'm really tired of the made-up names. Anymore, I see any girl's name that ends in -ley (or -lee, or -lie, or variant): Kinsley, Tinsley, Kinley, Tynley, etc. Boys names, they are -don or -son endings: Braydon, Graydon, etc.

To me, people are trying too hard to be "original" or "unique" and everyone is doing the same. Good friend of mine and his wife are kinda artsy people, went with Atticus (ironic since they are biracial and naming a kid after a "racist"). Turns out, Atticus was a top 20 name in 2014 or something like that whenever he was born.
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Gardens35
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Nov 19, 2015 6:02pm
Curly J;1764564 wrote:My Daughter's fiance has a daughter named Lyric. (Of course he is a musician)
Noted (Musically).
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Gardens35
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Nov 19, 2015 6:04pm
j_crazy;1764589 wrote:a girl who was in Pre-K with my daughter was named Ta-a. Prounounce Ta-dash-a
Reps to you and Ta-a.
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Spock
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Nov 19, 2015 6:11pm
I know someone who named their sons River, Canyon and Ridge
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HitsRus
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Nov 19, 2015 6:40pm
I don't have a problem with any name that a kid won't constantly have to to correct people with the pronunciation or the spelling.....

eg. Hailleigh....Aliayah
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GOONx19
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Nov 19, 2015 7:03pm
I work in pediatrics so I see horrible names everyday. Yesterday a kid came through the ED named Xzit.
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sherm03
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Nov 19, 2015 7:27pm
When the wife and I were looking at baby names, one of the names that we saw on the site was Abcde (pronounced AB-se-day). I can't believe someone would have named their kid that.

My kid will have a normal name.
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superman
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Nov 19, 2015 7:40pm
I know a girl named Detessa. Not too bad until you learn that her parents were in the middle of a divorce when she was born and they would tell each other, "I detest you."
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cat_lover
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Nov 19, 2015 7:41pm
One of my neighbors named their daughter "Tristee". I guess that falls in the made up name category.
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Midstate01
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Nov 19, 2015 8:50pm
OSH;1764601 wrote:Since we are in that "kids" stage, and my wife is a teacher, we really try to ensure that we don't do this stuff. But, we do see it all around us.

I'm really tired of the made-up names. Anymore, I see any girl's name that ends in -ley (or -lee, or -lie, or variant): Kinsley, Tinsley, Kinley, Tynley, etc. Boys names, they are -don or -son endings: Braydon, Graydon, etc.

To me, people are trying too hard to be "original" or "unique" and everyone is doing the same. Good friend of mine and his wife are kinda artsy people, went with Atticus (ironic since they are biracial and naming a kid after a "racist"). Turns out, Atticus was a top 20 name in 2014 or something like that whenever he was born.
I actually like a lot of those names. Lol
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Nov 20, 2015 7:14am
Because I only had daughters my one daughter named her daughter first name my (our family) last name.... Spelled the same.
it was a way to keep our last name within the family still. Many people love it and the spelling (very Irish like) so I'm sure at some point others will use my last name for their daughters name also... Kinda cool.

at first hearing my last name being use for my granddaughter first name was a little different to get use to.. But it's all good now.. And I'm proud that my name will be carried on in the family.

just think about this someday maybe your children children may choose to give their first born daughter my last name,..as her first name. Without knowing it you have a link to Belly for ever..:)

my other daughter used my last name as her children ( one daughter and one son ) middle name. Again a way to keep our/my last name within the family.... I'm very humbled that my girls have honored my last name by doing this.
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BRF
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Nov 20, 2015 8:44am
Midstate01;1764577 wrote:When my wife was pregnant and we were thinking of names, she'd have me ask a friend of mine from hs who was a real jokester how he'd make fun of the name.
Good thinking.
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wkfan
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Nov 20, 2015 10:14am
cat_lover;1764668 wrote:One of my neighbors named their daughter "Tristee". I guess that falls in the made up name category.
Future stripper
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sportchampps
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Nov 20, 2015 12:34pm
I had an ex coworker who went into labor two weeks early on OSU vs Michigan Gameday. She and her husband scrapped the names they had planned and named the twin girls Scarlet and Gray.

When we have a kid we are leaning towards Landon or Grayson for a boy or Kennedy for a girl.
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A PAC
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Nov 20, 2015 12:41pm
I teach at an urban school district. I could post names for days. My favorite ones are when the name is spelled a certain way and pronounced completely different. Once I had a Delode (Da-lod-dee-aye). People don't realize that you can't break the laws of English to make a stupid name.
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A PAC
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Nov 20, 2015 12:42pm
I also hate when people pronounce the "a" at the end of a name. Dont'a Hightower from Alabama and Mont'a Ellis in the NBA are just two examples. Dumb.
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BRF
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Nov 20, 2015 1:24pm
Would anyone like to know Belly's granddaughter's first name?

jk Belly!

That is really nice what your daughter did.