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Mar 31, 2015 3:49 AM
Anybody watch the Bieber roast? Will Ferrell played his Ron Burgundy role as the last roaster which was the only funny part of the two hour show.
Mar 31, 2015 3:49am
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Mar 31, 2015 8:00 AM
Uz2Bon36;1717486 wrote:Anybody watch the Bieber roast? Will Ferrell played his Ron Burgundy role as the last roaster which was the only funny part of the two hour show.
I thought Pete Davidson was the best. Jeff Ross is always funny too
Mar 31, 2015 8:00am
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Mar 31, 2015 4:50 PM
Jeff Ross killed it as well as Pete Davidson.
Mar 31, 2015 4:50pm
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Mar 31, 2015 5:46 PM
I saw the shaq part....its ok. I couldn't watch the rest of it. JB is a doushe and doesn't deserve a roast.
Mar 31, 2015 5:46pm
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Mar 31, 2015 5:48 PM
Spock;1717644 wrote:I saw the shaq part....its ok. I couldn't watch the rest of it. JB is a doushe and doesn't deserve a roast.
Douche* you dumb fuck
Mar 31, 2015 5:48pm
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Mar 31, 2015 9:35 PM
Too bad they didn't literally "roast" him. I'd paid to watch that.
Mar 31, 2015 9:35pm
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Mar 31, 2015 11:50 PM
Pete Davidson killed it. His joke about Soulplane being the worst thing to happen to him involving an airplane was fucking awesome!

I was disappointed in Hannibal Burress because I think he's a super funny dude and a great comic. But just wasn't feeling it on there. Also, I normally hate Natasha Leggero, but thought she was pretty funny.

Also, Chappelle got huge.
Mar 31, 2015 11:50pm
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Apr 1, 2015 9:48 AM
Watched. Enjoyed.
Apr 1, 2015 9:48am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:00 AM
cat_lover;1717636 wrote:Jeff Ross killed it as well as Pete Davidson.
I'd go Natasha Leggero > Jeff Ross > Martha Stewart > Pete Davidson > everyone else. Note: I haven't watched the entire show yet.
Apr 1, 2015 11:00am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:02 AM
How do you guys feel about the Paul Walker joke that didn't air and the joke about Davidsons dad who died in 9/11.

did you guys see Natasha Leggero already stole one of Davidsons jokes.
Apr 1, 2015 11:02am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:03 AM
sherm03;1717746 wrote:Pete Davidson killed it. His joke about Soulplane being the worst thing to happen to him involving an airplane was fucking awesome!
That joke was nuts. He definitely killed it with that one.
Apr 1, 2015 11:03am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:04 AM
sportchampps;1717851 wrote:did you guys see Natasha Leggero already stole one of Davidsons jokes.
I heard about this, but not too many details other than that. Can you share more details/info?
Apr 1, 2015 11:04am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:14 AM
sportchampps;1717851 wrote:How do you guys feel about the Paul Walker joke that didn't air and the joke about Davidsons dad who died in 9/11.

did you guys see Natasha Leggero already stole one of Davidsons jokes.
Loved Ross's joke that got cut about Paul Walker. And thought Davidson's and Ross's jokes about Davidson's dad were so fucking funny. That's the point of the roasts...to push the envelope (see Gilbert Gottfried right after 9/11).
Scarlet_Buckeye;1717855 wrote:I heard about this, but not too many details other than that. Can you share more details/info?
Davidson made the joke that Jeff Ross looks like Seth Rogan after he got put in a microwave. Last week, before the Roast aired, Natasha Leggero and Jeff Ross were on @midnight. Chris Hardwick asked them to give one of their Beiber roast jokes and Leggero said that Jeff Ross looks like someone put a sculpture made out of peanut butter in the microwave. Davidson immediately called her out on Twitter and she apologized to him on Twitter. Then both tweets were deleted.
Apr 1, 2015 11:14am
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Apr 1, 2015 11:32 AM
sherm03;1717864 wrote: Davidson made the joke that Jeff Ross looks like Seth Rogan after he got put in a microwave. Last week, before the Roast aired, Natasha Leggero and Jeff Ross were on @midnight. Chris Hardwick asked them to give one of their Beiber roast jokes and Leggero said that Jeff Ross looks like someone put a sculpture made out of peanut butter in the microwave. Davidson immediately called her out on Twitter and she apologized to him on Twitter. Then both tweets were deleted.
Thanks. Didn't know this. Info much appreciated.
Apr 1, 2015 11:32am
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Apr 1, 2015 1:45 PM
Pete Davidson opened the door to the 9/11 jokes with an early joke about his Dad. The Soulplane reference was the second or third one about 9/11, iirc. And he's talked about it in the past. I remember listening to a podcast with him talking about it. This was months ago, before SNL, right around when he started to get popular on MTV's GuyCode.

Either way...it was hysterical.
Apr 1, 2015 1:45pm
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Apr 1, 2015 5:13 PM
What was the Paul Walker joke that was removed?
Apr 1, 2015 5:13pm
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Apr 1, 2015 5:20 PM
ernest_t_bass;1718055 wrote:What was the Paul Walker joke that was removed?
Jeff Ross said something along the lines of "Ludacris had a hit with his song, 'Move Bitch!' 'Move bitch, get out the way!' is what Paul Walker should've told that tree. Too soon? Too fast? Too furious?"

Also, Jesse Joyce who is a writer for the roasts did his usual Tweeting out of jokes that were cut or banned. Some of them are pretty awesome.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/31/justin-bieber-roast-jokes-jesse-joyce_n_6976584.html
Apr 1, 2015 5:20pm